Free Range by Bill Whitehead for June 04, 2023

Sponsored by “Sy Phon” & Friends.

starring Trippy Headlong

Could become real block-duster

As the first squad has to return to base for charging, another is ready to take up the chase.

Swarms of autonomous small bomb laden drones are a super weapon.

We should have at least a few more years before that happens.

They should send those to Turkey to help clean up after their earthquakes.

They’re violating our privacy!

This film really sucks … but it will probably clean up at the box office.

and the television version Make Roomba for Daddy

¡Ay ka-roomba! Well at least town will be clean now.

Alien Roombas : “Takes me to your leaders”

Look they is over there. Now go and cleans them dirty politicians.

oh no, it’s the smart vacuum drone invasion. :O

It swept all of the Academy Awards.

They’ll sweep you off your feet…run!

Hopefully the movie has a good script, otherwise it could really suck.

Makes as much sense as birds.

On the bright side, the town has never looked cleaner!

They had to have special Roombas made for the filming. The regular ones kept getting stuck in the grass and on sidewalk cracks.

Alfred had a Roomba of his own he called Hitchcock’s sucker.

Brilliant! Their expressions are priceless, and funny too, thanks Bill…

I’ve long suspected my Roomba is really an alien – possibly a Dalek. The other day it tried to kill me and that was the tipoff. In fairness, my dog had tried to warn me.

It’s sweeping the nation, and it sucks.