Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 02, 2023

“Eliot Ness” syndrome.

And it doesn’t even roll over the Coyote when he’s chasing the Road Runner with it….

Probably been throwing out those flat sided wheels too

I met a man in Walmart and his cart made the same thudding sound as mine and I told him it took me ten minutes to find my cart with a flat wheel also, wow did that man laugh….

No nesting feature. Duh!

The problem is he has pride in his work.

Wouldn’t it be great if those carts actually worked the way they’re supposed too?

Oh get wheel, Boss.

“That’s just the way I roll”

When these people who bring in carts, they bring in so many that when they turn them to bring into store, the wheels scrape pavement and become flat spots on wheels . Cause to bump in store.

I like the ones that just stop like you’ve put on the brakes. Then you have to slide them till they start rolling again.

our Kroger put one wheel on the cart that can sense how far it gets from the store and stops turning, I guess it is expensive to keep buy carts that people steal

He does it all. A four wheel alignment, lube job, checks the tires, and tightens up any loose nuts.

Shopping baskets are the way to go.

Jerkins always wanted to be a cartographer.

They are for Costco, not Walmart

You’re going to put us out of repeat business! Also, keep telling our customers that the shopping baskets are once again delayed due to parts shortages – snicker -

Definitely a lack of quality control there…

This is just the demo model, we don’t ship those.

I will sometimes seek out a noisy cart to hide my loud farts

Funny, I live in a predominantly “Red” voting area, and all our carts pull left. Hmmmm

Hah. Suspicions confirmed.