Free Range by Bill Whitehead for October 13, 2023

Along with an exasperating “carbon big foot”.

“Look’s” like someone failed punctuation.

Ah a smartdonkey car eh.

Change the voice to Gilbert Gottfried. That should help. Or maybe Paul Reubens.

I hate when cars are smart Alec’s!

I got into an argument with my car once. It kept saying my door was a jar. I insisted it was a door.

Is this some April fuels joke?

Not familiar with the word “aggrandizing”, had to look it up. I guess this car is equipped with a self-levelling system a lá Citröen… :D

I know two old gals that have mustangs that also dye their hair so they look like blond bombshells…but then when they step outta the car…!!!

It’s not only eco-friendly, it’s ego-friendly.

It’s not a stick, but it’s stuck up.

This is the type of car you use the Zaphod Beeblebrox method to change its attitude. Threaten its memory banks with an ax.

Take it back. No, really. Take it back. I’d rather trust your driving than it’s driving.

Am I the only one who thinks the Tesla’s are ugly? I know it’s weird that they don’t have need of a front grill, but, come on, you have a perfect opportunity for some sleek, sporty lines, and they waisted the chance.