Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 10, 2024

By the “powers” invested in him.

We’re all super in this line of work. Have you ever heard of someone just being an “intendent”?

Look, outside the door. It a bird. It a plane. No waitsaminute. It Soooopermaaan!

In this new reboot being green with envy is Superman’s kryptonite.

because he can leap higher than a building in a single bound too.

Superman isn’t the kind of person to have an ego like this.

Because his uncle Donald owns the building!

The number of clogged toilets he has fixed is what makes him SUPER!

With an attitude like that, Mr. Kent, don’t complain to him about clogged drains or a lack of hot water.

Superman has a trademark to protect.

I have a contract to prove it…and You?

That’s what I intend to do!

The building requires several intendants. They needed someone in charge and super sounded nice.. no offence.

It comes with the job.

He goes potty in the super’s bowl.

If the utilities are on and the appliances are working, he’s doing a super job.

Well, he’s not super, yet. He’s only intendent to be…