Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 18, 2024

Not dumb “clucks” @ all.

Potential roadkill.

To show the ’possum and the armadillo that it can be done.

What is it eith chicken & crossing roads? Is there a certsin story behind that joke?

In other words, even chickens don’t know why a chicken crosses a road

Is this what you call a hen party?

I’ve never seen a dead chicken by the side of a road.

The more serious question is which came first, The chicken or the egg?

just plain fowl humor

And that’s why the christian crossed themself. To get to the other side.

Driving down a country road when a chicken crossed in front of us. I stopped the car and my wife and I both yelled “WHY DID YOU DO IT?” We’re weird that way.

Mysteries will always keep making man wonder…endless

Chickens crossing the road is poultry in motion.

’em humans, always gotta make thing more complicated.

Jerry Seinfeld: “I’ve got to know!”

I was always told that it was to show the deer how it’s done…

“Yeah, aren’t we so clever, we’ve got those humans fooled, ha ha ha!”

“But they eat us anyway.”

“Oh yeah . . . "

…and here I always thought it was to get to the other side!…dummy me!!