Free Range by Bill Whitehead for May 11, 2024

Another “communication fail”.

.. said no one ever.

Who says you have to be grown up to be a telemarketer?

How many trimesters did that law say?

So you don’t want people to like you when you grow up, eh kid?

A little kid with very little ambition.

Kill the kid now.

A daily dose of abuse and neglect! That’s the career path for me! NOT!!!

No experience is how you get to be a telemarketer.

I don’t know that anyone dreams of being a telemarketer. I always thought that was one of those jobs people get to help pay the bills when they can’t find anything else.

I’d like to tell a marketer to stop calling.

2nd high school student occupational aspiration only to influencer.

I once worked going door to door selling encyclopedias.

Pretty low ambition

That’s a dead-end career path, kid. Long before the day you’re old enough to be legally employable, all the telemarketers will be AI. In fact, maybe they already are.

Take away his phone. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

If that’s the way you want to go, get used to rejection.