Free Range by Bill Whitehead for July 27, 2024

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    SHAKEDOWNCITY  3 months ago

    From “swamp” to table.

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    Ratkin Premium Member 3 months ago

    And you’ll have to pick steel shot out of it.

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    bignatefantic2.0  3 months ago

    Once they hear that gunshot, they’re going to know something’s up

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    TStyle78  3 months ago

    At least it will be fresh.

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    Jml58  3 months ago

    The duck ducked.

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    The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    In the meantime, have some quackers.

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    gammaguy  3 months ago

    Years ago, some friends were visiting in a small town in upstate New York which had a Chinese restaurant, so they decided to try it. One of the items on the menu was duck, so they ordered it. They were told that it would take a while, but eventually were told there was a problem and they’d have to order something else.

    The next day, the friends they were visiting showed them a headline in the local paper. The restaurant’s chef had been arrested for trying to capture a duck from the pond in the town center.

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    formathe  3 months ago

    Talk about farm to table,,,,,,,

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  3 months ago

    Near the duck dynasty filming location.

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    Maybe you should try another catch-of-the-day.

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    Stephen Gilberg  3 months ago

    My family used to joke about that whenever restaurant food was a long time coming.

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    Beowulf 406 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Really old Joke but it’s “the catch of the day” at a seafood place".

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    The idea that he gets his ducks from a wholesaler is just an old canard.

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    paullp Premium Member 3 months ago

    They should have followed Wimpy’s instructions and brought their own duck.

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