Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 25, 2024

Be grateful it wasn’t a Minnesota “Twin”.

’Dee told the Walrus and Carpenter story.

After this disillusionment, Alice left Wonderland and got a job at Mel’s Diner.

He sure look like tweedledumdum. Serves you right anyways steenky crook Goldilocks.

She seems to be tweedled off!

Tweedledum and Tweedledee

Agreed to have a battle;

For Tweedledum said Tweedledee

Had spoiled his nice new rattle.

Just then flew down a monstrous crow,

As black as a tar barrel;

Which frightened both the heroes so,

They quite forgot their quarrel.

“I know what you’re thinking about,” said Tweedledum: “But it isn’t so, nohow.”

“Contrariwise,” continued Tweedledum, “if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn’t, it ain’t. That’s logic.”

Who’s tweedledumb now?

Dum dum dum dum — Dee dee.

He can tweedle his thumb or thumb his tweedle, because she is not happy.

So does this mean — toodleloo?

No that’s my brother, the less dum one.

potato potatah…

Then that makes her really “dum”!

Dump him. Now.