Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 22, 2010

That’s one messed up fetish ya got there.

No kidding, Flight Suit. Maybe it’s his moustache….or his Beef-a-Roni…

So does this mean she’s in a place that’s naughty when she quivers or she has a badly-heeled body part or two that quivers?

Wrong orifice.

I will at times eat Chef Boyardee stuff, but it does not make me quiver in my naughty places. Sigh!

I see a cockatiel cooking pasta on the blog.

Wading, reminds me of a rhyme from my youth

“A cute little lass from Boston, Mass went into the water up to her ankles.”

My head quivered from my wife’s fry-pan when I sang naughty song, “We’re having Beefaroni” while she cooked.

3hourtour: I won’t be having drinks and dinner with you this weekend.

Chef Boyardee, Chef Boyardee, Chef Boyardee, Chef Boyardee, Chef Boyardee, Chef Boyardee. Always willing to do my part to make a ladies naughty places quiver.

Hooray! Wee! For Chef Boyardee!

Maybe it’s supposed to be Betty Crocker???

The Chef really got around from what I have heard!

OMG! I’m leaving - I’ll come back tomorrow when you-know-who is gone…

mmmmm naughty places mmmmmm

Joan Crawford?

Betty Crocker is in ths hospital, she burned her buns……….

The naughtier the place, the goodier it gets. (Or so I’ve heard, from disgusting ungodly perverts, anyway…)

Ushindi - do you think he knows?

She loves his meat sauce.

Coyoty: Excellent!

I like the colors in today’s FA.

Someone at Wikipedia needs to lighten up. They deleted the entry on ‘keming.’ Since there’s still an entry for ’Mondegreen’ I think it could be argued that someone has something specifically against typography humor.

Chef don’t judge.