Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 21, 2012

Those women want you, man-meat…

Re: Jodie Foster

I’m tired of all these women objectifying me all the time.

I am a steaming hunk of man – meat, not to be confused with a steaming pile of dog…!

You look like a fat old man in a funny furry hat.

i think there is one t too many in the adjective!

Welcome to my life buddy…

You are what you eat.

…and you have a problem with that?

Beautiful drawing, Teresa. I feel wet and cold just looking at it. (That’s a compliment.)

That must be his manhood covering his face.

Just don’t step in that puddle of man-gravy!

Teresa, I think your drawing has a distinct “Russian” feel. Gray, cold and wet.

Those ladies might like to feel the warmth of your man-meat. It is courteous to share.

Women like what they like. The Goddess LOVES men…how do I know? because she made so many of US…

Told a woman friend who has limited use for men…ie, ‘fix this, carry that, etc…’ a real mover and shaker who is gay. It totally ticked her off…“Goddess likes men…?” and she wouldn’t even TALK to me for about a week, and then…she came to me and apologized.

Maybe the Goddess talks to her too…

Jodie is a steaming hunk of woman-meat on display……need more. more Jodie Foster, less Catherine Deneuve

Welcome to my life.

Jodie Foster, all reet!

A cold shower might help, in more ways than 1 !!

@A person of interest -Yes! It does have sort of a Russian feel to it.

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=7&ved=0CFkQFjAG&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lyricsfreak.com%2Fj%2Fjames%2Btaylor%2Fsteamroller%2Bblues_20321427.html&ei=dAGTT5yHGeKI6QHgsNiUBA&usg=AFQjCNG5JsqiMbOG0yso3OreCOiXIf7_Vg

Like Raskolnikov seeing the dead horse beaten.

It appears as though that you had taken the time to Plagiarize Teresa’s Work….

Thank you too Number 6.

Aw shucks. You thought it was funny? Let’s be friends!P.S. I’m not worried about Teresa. If she’s offended I’ll be all like “Girl, after what you posted today…”

Nah. No hard feelings at all. It was just a chance to have more fun!

I think Paul Laurenzi and I must be related. We both have the same things on our minds. Coincidence? I think not!