Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 06, 2012

And the tri-state area?!! That is impressive.

That’s a tall order as celibate people are very interesting. They also tend to go through a lot of tissues.

Don’t mind me; I’m just a Pibgorn reader who’s here to talk about his personal life.

Really? Are you sure? I’ve been through Ohio and the Tri-state Area. There are great dichotomies: places as dull as the chit-chat at a Quaker Meeting (for those who don’t know: there is none), and enclaves of perfidy most potent! —Potent, I say!

Is he introducing someone or talking about himself?

“To sin is to Die” – followed by “How to Sin”; “How to Sin in Business Without Really Trying” and “Sinning for Dummies”.

Did he marry someone who followed the instructions to the new bride?

Take a load off Fanny….

Hey!!! That’s my neighbor!!!

He puts the fore in forehead.

He’s a master celibater.

Is he still interesting when he is out of the tri-state area? ;-)

He should rent his forehead as advertising space.

Let’s not confuse virtue with lack of attractiveness.

What conceit … a guy who can’t get laid declaring that he is celibate. ;-)

He’ll keep you amused for hours, telling you how he made a fortune by creating potato patterned wallpaper.

….and he may not drink beer all the time.but when he doeshe prefersDos AH Blatz

@blog old: “Instructions to young brides” probably written recently, not 1894: http://www.snopes.com/weddings/newlywed/advice.asp

most assuredly I know you.I was there for you when your head was in the toilet.I was there for you when you were passed out on the bar room floor, laying in a pool of your own vomitI was there for you when you kept hitting on that big guy’s girl friend..I have one request. Stop calling me‘little buddy’.

I found the cure for celibacy in my teen years.

As Master Celibator of the entire Southwest, I approve the recognition of our secretive order.Self-indulgent time in cave of lucubration opens to testing amid mixing with humanity. The last words of the Previous Master:“And stop acting like a sailor just in port after a long voyage.”

Celibacy is overrated. Trust me, I know

Since I am going to die anyways…bring on the sinning.

" Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. "

— Samuel Johnson (1709 – 1784 )

Ever since the mid 70s, my mind hears the word celibate to the tune of Three Dog Night.But celibate’s no reason to dance to the music..

first thing that came to mind…

celibacy sucks.

Do the chinstraps come in strawberry?

Re: The Blog. Just what is a “frog applause edible chinstrap” anyway? Are they good over rice?

……dance to the music…

Yeah. I thought of that, too!

Ohio, Pennsylvania, and Being…

Which tri-state area? Indiana/Kentucky? Pennsylvania/West Virginia? Is Ohio even a part of the tri-state area in which he is the most interesting celibate man? Is it the one Dr. Doofenshmirtz keeps trying to take over?

Pet Recipes reminds me of an old cartoon. I think it was Far Side. But it had Santa at a typewriter writing a cookbook entitled “9 Ways To Serve Venison.” Can anyone confirm if that was Far Side or remember the correct comic?

The 1931 “Pet Recipes” is a cookbook, but not the sort to make Fluffy howl “It’s a cookbook!” It was written by the Pet Milk Company and had recipes that used Pet Milk. Its table of contents is here:

http://www.amazon.com/Pet-Recipes-Milk-Cookbook/dp/B002EJANM0

i don’t know…that IS a good question.

would you like fries with that order of floating kidney support, two rubber urinals, and a waste pail? Or may I suggest a nice raft of mouldy bread (there’s antibiotic in there somewhere!) Oh, and I’ll need your mailing address, billing address, 2 pieces of ID and your credit card number.

Love FA, also the bizarre and wonderful pictures, etc., on your blog. Have you seen http://www.retronaut.co/2011/03/historic-wtf/? Looks to be a source of photos that might show up on your blog someday.

Ooh! today’s my Frog Applaus-aversary! I’ve been lame-ified for 3 years! Let’s Party down with some edible chin straps and a Guinness!

she sure could charm my bird…and…i wish the song bird had some song to go with the nice video…

i cropped it as close as i could to get it to be as big as possible in the avatar box.its a wonderfull piece of watercolor.

Always a pleasure to meet a celib-rity.