Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 28, 2015

Accesories make the deity.

I didn’t realize that Jesus was a Hello Kitty fan.Ring my bell, Jesus.

Jesus critiques a papal bull dog.

The Frog Applause Super PAC, Americans United for Prosperity and Lameness, is ramping up. What do you think of our first banner ad?

I want to know what happened four hours before! Whence came that vile Hello Kitty barrette? Was it planted there by the Devious Diva of Lame? Nice collar on the bulldog. Adds a touch of color (like the barrette)….Color good; Hello Kitty bad.

Nicht gestoygen un nicht gefloygen…

Looks like Athelstan from Vikings.

Looks like Athelstan from Vikings.

… made me laugh!!! Jose Christ (lesser known sibling of Jesus Christ) is a cat person, not Jesus. The one on the left is a bulldog … just sayin’

May I get in on the lameness?

The quiet mind knows neither fear nor sorrow. But it sometimes knows which side of the mushroom makes you bigger and which makes you smaller, and that a given name is not the answer to “who are you?”

What do you do if the stores are all closed? :-D