Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 09, 2015

Then smear it all over yourself.

I’ve been told that Fruit Roll-Ups evolved from the solidified end product of fruit juice production that was then sold to hunters as deer bait.Hungry hunters began munching on the bait out of boredom, word got back to the juice manufacturer who refined it to remove the stems and seeds (that you don’t need), and make it palatable for children (a bigger market than hunters) and the rest is history.

I prefer to hunt fully clothed.

What? Hunt Bear?

Chef Pierre Bear Chili….

Born on a mountain top in Tennessee, Greenest state in the land of the free. Raised in the woods so’s he knew every tree, Killed him a bear when he was only three. Davy, Davy Crockett King of the Wild Frontier.-Ballad of Davy Crockett-Important note: A croquette is entirely different, and is more like a potsticker than a politicker.Bear hunting is optional, but be aware that the bear will be going over the mountain to see what he can see.

So that’s why those big furry buggers drink all of my sambuca.

Chef Pierre Gummy Bear….

I’m sorry; “we” are not in Oregon. And where I am, bears usually are not (except for rare cases). I don’t favor anise-flavored Hitler-style mustaches either, being more drawn to the yeros tou vounou style and of the grey age. Anise-flavored liquor, however, such as ouzo, is good. I don’t know if bears drink ouzo.

Thank you for the tip.

Rope a horse, American Pharoah )

As you hunt the bear, the bear will hunt you.

Beware the bear … and the geisha with the Hitler upper lip … beware, beware … it tickles when she kisses!!!

gallivanting around

“The Puritans hated bear baiting, not because it gave pain to the bear, but because it gave pleasure to the spectators.”

Thomas Babington Macaulay

They also hated anise and cinnamon.

Rad-ish?

@3hourtourOn the pheromone front, or that’s what I suspect anyway, we’ve had a couple of female cats who would pull out of the laundry basket and huff my t-shirts. And all female cats seem to like me a lot.My wife (47th anniversary in less than 2 weeks) has always been a cat person. Coincidence? I think not.

Sometimes you get the bear…sometimes the bear gets you. Had a few visit my back deck over the years; so far I’ve not been got!

Hikers that believe pepper spray and wearing little bells on their clothing when in an area that has bears will ward them off; please be advised that if you see scat and it smells like pepper spray and little bells in it; it means bears are in the area.

Could we bear it if Charlie Chaplin had been a geisha?Lick (my) rice.

she tickles my nose with her ‘STACH’

Once and for all, the myth that Teresa is backwoods redneck trash has been debunked.

She is Hillybilly Deluxe trash, viz.:

There’s that word again.

P.S. It wasn’t the 6 y.o. comments in F&S online that caught my eye, it was the HILLBILLY DELUXE (after all, Arkansas used to be The Bear State and, if you believe Al Capp, Jed Clampett and the media coverage of Bill Clinton, we know plenty about hillbillies too).

Yes. I did. Don’t you hail from somewhere on the upper left coast? Is selection of the most utile bear bait a ponderous issue up there?

Bears will eat you.That was once a Tee-shirt by John Allison.It is gone now.But he has brought back “Death Has A Bunny”, and “I Am Your Secret Scary Friend”, so that’s something.

“Oregon is home to about 25,000 to 30,000 black bears,…Although native to the area, there are no longer grizzly bears in the state. The last grizzly bear recorded was killed in the late 1930s…”http://www.dfw.state.or.us/wildlife/living_with/black_bears.asp

How about the stinky guy on the bus and everyone else turns into a bear about it.)

Stinky people to the rear of the bus.

Not happy unless Happy’s happy…

I have no need or desire to hunt the bears, but they better keep their paws off my licorice. I get a tad cranky when my candy is pawed.