Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 21, 2015

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    Randy B Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Do you conduct your business in a field or meadow?Voles generally stay out of buildings.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 9 years ago

    (♪) VOoooooLEs are they?, ohhh, ohhh… (♫)(♫) Not rats, eh?No, no, no noooo… (♪)(with apply-polly-logies to “Volare” )

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    Arianne  over 9 years ago

    And the health inspector (Donald Sutherland) says: If it’s a caper, let’s see you eat it.

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    Arianne  over 9 years ago

    @Gaijinrabbit Happy Anniversary to you and your wife! Hope you have a lovely day!

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Are you sure he didn’t say “Votes”? Makes more sense, our local city councilmen are rats and mice.

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    Sisyphos  over 9 years ago

    Never admit; seldom deny; always distinguish.

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    Superfrog  over 9 years ago

    And everyone is a volenteer.

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    *Hot Rod*  over 9 years ago

    “WHICH YOU, YOU TALKIN’ BOUT”

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Does he give volume discounts?

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 9 years ago

    Happy FATHER’S DAY!(Petri dish hand print of 8 year old)

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    Bill Thompson  over 9 years ago

    That snooty, self-indulgent attitude can only come from a dedicated voluptuary.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Voles will come inside. I have bird food stored inside and my cats trapped a vole in the stairwell. It seemed frightened to have a pair of fifteen pound cats cornering it.On the bright side, it wasn’t a bear.

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    Arianne  over 9 years ago

    Well played, sir!

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