Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 16, 2015

My philtrum, when shaved, is quite presentable.My tragi, however, are only passable.

My liver before happy hour. Then after a two for one cocktail, maybe not so much.

I’m not too unhappy with my brachycephalic, euryprosopic, leptorrhine appearance, since it makes me look kinda Julio-Claudian. Thereby hangs a tale (reserved for another telling)….

I mostly use it to wave bye-bye, so, whatever.

My calves are so large I’ve taken to calling them my heifers.

There is something fishy about your question.

It’s like the anti Frank Zappa!

And today’s Medaille d’Or goes to LafinLarry for his excellent cultural reference. Frank Zappa: often misunderstood and misquoted, but nobody played a faster or more expressive or more creative guitar.

You have a fabulous pair of pectorals.

Teresa! Teresa! Teresa! OMG! OMG! OMG!

Here’s a headline you don’t see everyday:

BRITISH ZOO’S MEERKAT EXPERT SENTENCED OVER ASSAULT ON MONKEY HANDLERMeerkats, llama keepers, and monkey handlers ALL IN ONE NEWS STORY!”(If only she had flung his lifeless body into the Thames from her backyard trebuchet)

Phlebotomists compliment me on my prominent hand and arm veins.Those not in the profession are speechless on the subject.

Scars and knit marks, mostly.I have a million little white speckles on my arms where the melanin is no longer produced due to tiny burns from hot vulcanized rubber flash while working in a factory.You would hardly notice, but they bring back memories.