Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 20, 2015

Oh, Abe! You have such a way with words! Take me, now!

Honest, Abe?

That’s what I look for in a mate:Throbbing fleshy protuberances.

Growing old is not for the faint of heart.That is why I have always died young in the past.Being a mere shadow of a real life is disconcerting.

what about the skin tag on my eye lid?

Mary Todd’s got rhythm? Who knew? …………… just how large is that tag?

And the question is: “Name one thing you’ll never hear James Bond say.”

Romance blossoms in the dermatologist’s waiting room.

It’s not a defect, it’s a turn-on!

Groovin’ . . . on a Sunday afternoonReally couldn’t get away too soonI can’t imagine anything that’s betterThe world is ours whenever we’re togetherThere ain’t a place I’d like to be instead of . . .Groovin’ . . . down a crowded avenueDoin’ anything we like to doFrom Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia:Groovin’ is the third album by rock band The Young Rascals. The album was released on July 31, 1967 and rose to #5 on the Billboard Top LPs chart and number 7 on the R&B chart. Eight of the songs were released on singles with the title track reaching number 1 on the Pop chart in the U.S.

Looks more like John Kerry to me. And is that Hillary with her nose growing? I could get in trouble for this…

some time ago I saw a comedian on tv, cant remember his name, said that location is everything. for example, how far would Cindy Crawford have gotten in the modeling world if that mole had been on the end of her nose?