Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 03, 2016

Alright, set phasers to only adjust the phase of the readers.

The cat’s vole digestion was not disturbed.That’s the important fact here.

LIKE

“Will Beowulf conquer the Dragon? Will Tristan return to Iseult? Will Peewee find her dolly?”

It’s pretty much always snowing somewhere, just not right here. I would take partial vole regurgitation to the two dollar window.

The answer to all your questions is… NO!!!

“The rest of the story is unclear.”

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! [breathe] hahahahahahahahahaha!!!! [breathe]hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

P.S.

BUNNY!

For the want of a nail the shoe was lost,For the want of a shoe the horse was lost,For the want of a horse the rider was lost,For the want of a rider the battle was lost,For the want of a battle the kingdom was lost,And all for the want of a horseshoe-nail.

~B. Franklin

Meanwhile….

When you dance,Do your senses tingle?Then take a chance?Do your horses rear upThen start to prance?In a trance,While the lonely mingleWith circumstance?

I’ve gotsomething to tell you,you make it show.I’ve goteye spots to show youand make it snowLet me come over,I know you knowWhen you danceI can really love.-Neil Young: When You DanceReal Cheese: Then You Dance

Jeepers, Teresa! You had better get your glasses checked. It’s July already, and not snowing anywhere near where I am.And if I were being kicked in the head by a horse, knee abrasions would not be my first worry.That’s a big raptor….

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And life goes on.