Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 13, 2016

Comb on over…

Now, that’s a hairy thing.

And, below the image frame, this enhancement also comes in Chest Toupee and Merkin.

Perhaps he can get some carbon credits for that reforestation project..

Pistachios for Mustachios, all around the handlebar bend.

He’s not just a member.He’s the President.It was as if millions of follicles all screamed in one voice, and then fell silent.

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

It began innocently enough. There was a follicle here and a follicle there. It wasn’t a problem. But then they began to take over. Soon, it was a constant battle to keep the outgrowth of the follicle incursions from being an impediment to normal function. Specialists were brought in. New weapons were forged, bright, shiny steel to cut down the invaders. But it was too late. Once they took hold, they began to migrate. Soon, they controlled the information portals. Ears, eyes, noses and mouths all became choked and clouded with hairs. And this was only the visible war. The invisible war, what happened in the places we don’t mention; that was too terrible to recount.

He seems to be giving us the hairy eye.

It all started when they put the pink Lyft Mustache on the Roomba and had the cat ride around the kitchen on it.We couldn’t have known at the time, but that was the beginning of the end of humanity’s reign of Earth and the beginning of the Singularity and the Robot Uprising.

I still don’t understand; were the mustaches transplanted from a breed of mouse with a handlebar mustache to the follicly challenged gentleman to achieve the “mousetache” look?Or that the mouse was a mustache stylist? In which case, I’ll have to hire one of the little fellows to style up my unruly Andy Rooney brows!)

You may not have the looks,you may not have the dash,but you win yourself a girl,if you’ve only got a mustache.

This only works if he keeps a stiff upper (hirsuted) lip.

It is disturbing to me to speculate whence he obtained those extra mustaches for his own cosmetic enhancement. He may be an exceptionally evil mad slashing disfigurer of poor hapless gentlemen.I have a mustache. It’s all my own. I find this treachery and disem-mustachement too horrible to contemplate….Why, Teresa?! Why?

The mouse on a motorcycle.