Ferrins looked at Altwin in total disbelief, opened his mouth to speak, closed it, composed himself and began again. “We are not running from a single ship with one person on board. I will go out to him as a courtesy, and see what his business is. Why you should think running back through the Grimsmus Pass would even be considered by me escapes me entirely. The legends of this ship are no more than that. Nobody in my lifetime has ever seen such a ship or disappeared from an encounter with it. The only stories of such events are centuries old and likely to have been wholly fabricated. Whatever this man intends by trading on those legends will soon be discovered and an end put to it. The ship and her master will soon be sorted and the issue put to rest.” His patience with the fools around him was well exhausted, but he was determined to maintain a superior state of equanimity and authority.
Altwin, looking slightly ill, exchanged uneasy glances with the regulars with him. A legendary evil that would annihilate any good that it met seemed dire to them even if it was only a legend, as they had heard stories all their lives, but Altwin himself had met the ship’s master and nothing had happened to him, so their anxiety did not rise to same level as that of Altwin’s for the welfare of his Primary.
His mind made up, Ferrins donned his hat and gloves, as they were part of his uniform and this was to be an official meeting. Then he bade Altwin and the regulars accompany him to the docks and row him out to meet with the Grimsmus and her Captain in answer to her invitation.
Radish... almost 8 years ago
I Wagon Wheel you too.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 8 years ago
U ruotine me?
I hardly gnocchetti !
*Hot Rod* almost 8 years ago
Who put the dressing on the salad? 4 score and 7 seas made the spaghettiburg address salad.
INGSOC almost 8 years ago
Equation – A, E, (and sometimes Y) with 3 consonants – Q T N
INGSOC almost 8 years ago
Note: I O U had already been established in Teresa’s work above.
INGSOC almost 8 years ago
Vowels are wonderful..
*Hot Rod* almost 8 years ago
She wears pasta well. Her hips do not show those thunder thighs under all that aniline pasta for the main course.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Marinara Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan!
FLIGHT SUIT almost 8 years ago
Hoo-boy, another filthy, suggestive Frog Applause! I am adding this artist to my prayer list.
Mother Thalweg almost 8 years ago
MOTHER THALWEG
- presents -
Top 10 Countdown to Decennial Saturnalia
Words/Phrases Made Famous by Frog Applause
Today’s Category: Class Mammalia
Number 3: It’s A Tie!!!
”HELLO KITTY” ARMBAND OF SHAME
http://www.gocomics.com/frogapplause/2007/08/08
HORSELESS MARRIAGE
(@lrope – Little help, please, provenance-wise? P.S. Thanks in advance)
Honorable mention:
Unsanitary Sleighbells
Hoo-hah Tingles http://www.gocomics.com/frogapplause/2008/02/29
Supernumerary Nipple
Inflatable Goat Rodeo
Fossilized Dinosaur Vomit
Depraved Loin Conjoinings
Fahrvergnügen Flatulisms
Soft Matronly Breasts
prince valiant Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Who could know?
Mostly Water Premium Member almost 8 years ago
¡Pasta mañana baby!
William Neal McPheeters almost 8 years ago
Wait… is this covertly sexual?
DADoug almost 8 years ago
Fill in the blank…
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Rotelle hips.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Ferrins looked at Altwin in total disbelief, opened his mouth to speak, closed it, composed himself and began again. “We are not running from a single ship with one person on board. I will go out to him as a courtesy, and see what his business is. Why you should think running back through the Grimsmus Pass would even be considered by me escapes me entirely. The legends of this ship are no more than that. Nobody in my lifetime has ever seen such a ship or disappeared from an encounter with it. The only stories of such events are centuries old and likely to have been wholly fabricated. Whatever this man intends by trading on those legends will soon be discovered and an end put to it. The ship and her master will soon be sorted and the issue put to rest.” His patience with the fools around him was well exhausted, but he was determined to maintain a superior state of equanimity and authority.
Altwin, looking slightly ill, exchanged uneasy glances with the regulars with him. A legendary evil that would annihilate any good that it met seemed dire to them even if it was only a legend, as they had heard stories all their lives, but Altwin himself had met the ship’s master and nothing had happened to him, so their anxiety did not rise to same level as that of Altwin’s for the welfare of his Primary.
His mind made up, Ferrins donned his hat and gloves, as they were part of his uniform and this was to be an official meeting. Then he bade Altwin and the regulars accompany him to the docks and row him out to meet with the Grimsmus and her Captain in answer to her invitation.
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
Well, ain’t you just the cutest little glutin-filled corset I’ve seen in a long time, you wheat-haired beauty! Six spokes, ehh?
I can take a hint. You owe me…nothing.
So long! Don’t forget to add fresh garlic to make you even more saucy!