Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 27, 2017

7477 Hubbard Avenue, open 10:00 am to 5:00 pm.

Put that in your cupboard!

Only thirty-three miles west of Aztalan State Park!

It’s the Tracklements and Distortion-Field Team!

Ready for the 50m Faceless Totter! The Funhouse Mirror Relay! The Standing Long Faceplant!

Chimichurri or Porcini Truffle finishing sauce on my sausage links?

Decisions, decisions…

All good, all good. Try Mama Stamberg’s Cranberry Horseradish Relish some time…

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The treaclements are for dessert.

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

Not one of them can cut the mustard… but number one just cut the cheese.

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Mint jellies and mango chutneys are a dime a dozen but a good horseradish mustard is damn hard to find !

Horseradish is bereft of nearly any nutritional substance aside from a bit of fiber, a small dose of vitamin C and a touch of magnesium, so load it on!

The shifting of condimental plates happens very slowly, and originally all the condiments were part of one supercondiment called Pangaea..

Mustard on a weenie dog!

A salt with a deadly weapon..

Life is a pretzel with mustard.

Tracklements indeed! A rare word, imported from England. Do not be sidetracked by the National Mustard Museum, hardly more than a smear on the side of the roadkill. Follow the athletic ladies, who seem to know whither they race (distorted, as through a lens optically incorrect). Carry on, for Sr. Teresa and Lame Savories!

We need to pepper up with some music before her big race..

Dona!dkey.