Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 07, 2017

“Baby poop: A complete guide”

https://www.babycenter.com/0_baby-poop-a-complete-guide_10319333.bc

(Includes a link to a photo guide.)

People who are slaves to trends are the most pitiful of human beings.

What exactly does a perfect poo look like? Apparently, everything the prince expels from every orifice or wound is perfect. Perfect vomit, perfect diarrhea, perfect pus. A festering prince of perfection.

Are princely bowel movements royal purple and embedded with jewels instead of undigested corn?

Sometimes fashion is just going through the motions.

An excess of Coq Au Vin?

The strangeness of people in general is exceeded only by the daily bizarreness of Frog Applause.

The Lord of the Flies.

The porcelain throne is meant to maintain privacy, there isn’t any need for sheeple to follow. Be sure to wash your hands after the royal flush..

I have to tell you, I love the French, even going so far as to learn their language, but this is a true indicator of their tendency to the bizarre. I don’t think it’s any coincidence that the Revolution happened shortly after this fashion trend. Of course, bizarre stuff just continued happening after that – different people were in charge of it, that’s all.

To paraphrase Betty Boop, Boop-Poop-e-Doop

Very moving art today… oops, gotta go…

Not interested in poop.

It’s too much a part of my job.

That @#$%& cat is following me everywhere i go.

I am trying to figure out which Pantone shade number is a match. Ugly dark beige/light tan cars are referred to as BSY (baby shit yellow).

The diapers were a public display as they were put out on a clothes line to be seen as proof. Kind of like the sheets after the first wedding night for proof of the Brides virginity.

What next? To celebrate skin cancer color?

Poo Porridge hot, Poo Porridge cold, Poo Porridge hung on the line, nine days old.

Should we be celebrating Janet Jackson’s baby’s movements?

Eissa’s got an adopted cousin named Prince, doesn’t he, and another named Blanket?

But it is excellent advice on producing a popular intellectual property.

Mousses sell better than fruitcakes, though the latter is easily more substantive than the former.

How much of our brain do we actually need to survive? Looking through the archives of medical history, there are a number of people with tiny brains, or brains with huge chunks missing entirely, which defy all odds.In a 2007 Lancet study, doctors described an incredible medical oddity – the 44-year-old civil servant who had lived a normal life despite having an incredibly tiny brain. The French man went into hospital after he experienced weakness in his left leg for two weeks. Doctors were quite surprised when they took scans of his brain and found a huge fluid-filled chamber.

The scans showed that the man had a “massive enlargement of the lateral, third, and fourth ventricles, a very thin cortical mantle and a posterior fossa cyst,” researchers noted in the study. In short, while fluid normally circulates throughout the brain, it’s regularly drained. But instead of draining the fluid into the circulatory system, the fluid in this man’s brain built up. Eventually, the accumulation of fluid resulted in only a tiny amount of actual brain material.http://www.iflscience.com/brain/man-tiny-brain-lived-normal-life/

Aha! At last, the true reason for the French Revolutionary Movement! Color it caca-dauphin! Does Crayola make a crayon in this color? We must not deprive our artists of their shittiness….

And I’ve been paying for it…