Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 16, 2017

He shouldn’t have pinned his hopes on the Gibson Girl being afraid to make her point.

It’s a jeweled icepick!

Go to your shiny place, ladies. Make sure you hit the ruffian square in the eyeball. Bull’s eye.

Amish and Mennonite women wear pins in their bonnets, but they are simple straight pins. And, of course, they are pacifists. (Bonnets and other clothing also help to distinguish the various Ordnungs.)

Men can’t handle the 21st-century woman either. Violence toward women is often, and unfortunately, a barbaric attempt to “control” women and girls.

Some women wore hair pins and some of them were weapons from poison tipped pins to micro blow guns. Everyone woman and girl should have them and be trained in them.

“Bus stop rat bag, ha ha, charade you are”

- Pink Floyd; Pigs (Three Different Ones)

There is nothing that compares to the music from the darkest times.

Roger Waters is touring.

She show him who do the poking around here.

A fatal blow in the face would be well-aimed for sure.

The origin of facial piercing? FREE DOGSNIFF!!!

Deflated his ego quickly.

Wrestlers are acting athletes in a melodramatic script. Heels (bad guys) would be really attacked by women with hat pins while entering and exiting the ring.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

And then the sweet Geranium,

You’d look good with hatpin in your cranium.

Pinned the Donkey..

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Where was Hatpin Pearl when The Mystery Men were holding superhero auditions?

“I say there, you young ruffian! Hold still whilst I poke your eye out and penetrate your brainpan with my trusty deadly hatpin! These are newspaper-endorsed tactics!”

Ouch, lady! Geez! Dis ain’t da result I expected. Curses! Foiled by some pushy press pinhead!

No time to send him a poison pin letter.

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/hatpin-peril-terrorized-men-who-couldnt-handle-20th-century-woman-180951219/

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A synthetic cannabinoid — similar to the compounds found in marijuana, but substantially stronger — causes the growth of new neurons and reduces anxiety and depression, investigators at the University of Saskatchewan here reported.

http://www.medpagetoday.com/Psychiatry/AnxietyStress/1934?xid=ob_&utm_source=outbrain&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=psyc&hr=ob

Pick a pin to poke his peepers!