Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 19, 2017

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    Randy B Premium Member over 7 years ago

    My family is responsible for all of MY hallucinations. So I find this to be entirely reasonable.

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    Steve Bartholomew  over 7 years ago

    So apologize already.

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    painedsmile  over 7 years ago

    Are these sisters practicing for their coffin poses? The only thing missing is a white lily.

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    painedsmile  over 7 years ago

    If my brother or sister pulled this on me, I would have asked what I did that was so mean and then turn around and do something twice as mean in real life. (Just kidding; I just wanted to see myself writing such a dastardly thing.)

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    *Hot Rod*  over 7 years ago

    That would be only a small fraction of all the dreams dreamed. So certainty a big pay off is in store for the winning lotto numbers dreamed.

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    *Hot Rod*  over 7 years ago

    Bake some more of your peanut butter fudge. It makes me dream of beavers in the the woodlands.

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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    Sisters can be so demanding!

    That’s why I have none.

    (? What did he say? What does that mean? Best not to speculate. He might be listening….)

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    The Old Wolf  over 7 years ago

    My ex did this. I can’t count the number of times I slept on the couch because of some dream or other.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Your sister should apologize for harboring the hostility that caused her to dream that you had been mean to her. She is telling herself lies about you and expects that you should apologize for it? I have never heard of anything more selfish and self-centered.

    (That’s a lie… of course I have.)

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    coltish1  over 7 years ago

    Yeah! Poor thing looks haunted.

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 7 years ago

    … sticking her fingers in warm water while she is sleeping is not exactly in her dreams…

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    *Hot Rod*  over 7 years ago

    In your wildest dream, I have apologized already.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 7 years ago

    Sounds like somebody needs to blame someone else instead of themselves for pointing out the things they are guilty of.

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member over 7 years ago

     

    The judges would also has accepted,

    “Semi finalists – Charles Nelson Reilly impression contest.”

    http://www.gocomics.com/frogapplause/2009/04/21

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Lichened to a dream, her elegant means of being mean are given more by inference than by implication, their symbiotic existence upon the rocks.

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    INGSOC   over 7 years ago

    Let bygones be bygones. An apology could be a privilege, a right, or a choice. Choose wisely. Sibling rivalry can last for many years, regardless of age, awake or asleep; through dreams, nightmares, or night terrors. Furthermore, you really shouldn’t be such a sore loser while playing board games such as SORRY!®, take the time to embrace losing from time to time..

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