Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 24, 2017

My goodness. Men and women. Race.

I’ve retired my 10-foot pole. Does someone else want to touch this?

What a jerk! Now, who is going to twerk?

Look at her big feet. She must wear at least a size 15.

… the first place prize is A free day in Cleveland all expenses paid…

… second place is three days on Cleveland…

And he had his running pants on, too.

I must say, is that, *Dress For Success? "

Trying to dress up my response, ??

Just in time for tonight’s bridge game.

Them are some pretty classy-lookin’ pf flyers © right there.

Did she fly a plane too?

Let us see what the hip young people of Froglandia are wearing today…

Where can I get some quilted running shorts?

Letter home from kid in college:

" No mon, no fun – your Son "

My response:

" So sad, too bad – your Dad. "

The “H” in “He” looks like goal posts.

In honor thereof I’m changing my avatar to “Touchdown, Teresa!”

P.S. The knee pads and sleeveless jersey make me think it’s a basketball uniform c. 1940 something (give or take a decade).

Her sweatband would become a blind fold. Someone would spin her around several times, only to encourage her to run the opposite directing; shortly after entering another dimension..

Awesome poetry!

I leave the racing to younger frogs, however.

So it goes. She: gloat. He: goat.