Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 26, 2017

It smells lemony.

Has Pledge® ever had any other scent?

THE BETTER THE PLEDGE® RECIPE

https://www.pinterest.com/explore/homemade-pledge/

George Lopez seems really upset about it. Exceptional brand loyalty!

“¡Estamos casi fuera de limón-perfumado Blem®!”

Did you miss a spot?

La compañía SC Johnson anunció el lanzamiento del nuevo aerosol Blem, limpiador de superficies delicadas y electrónicas. Este producto, que ya se encuentra disponible para la venta, se puede aplicar en diferentes aparatos, tales como pantallas de televisores, computadoras, tabletas, e inclusive electrodomésticos, y permite limpiar sin generar ralladuras.

SC Johnson announced the launch of the new aerosol Blem, delicate and electronic surface cleaner. This product, which is already available for sale, can be applied to different devices, such as TV screens, computers, tablets, and even appliances, and allows cleaning without scratching.

Please apply some Pledge® to wipe this creep off the face of the earth:

“Love Charger” sung by convicted rapist Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh. “This album is the highest sales in Indian music industry ever.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q48tagwurUw

“Quick! Get in touch with Consuela from ‘Family Guy’! She must have a Lemon Pledge stockpile somewhere!”

Pledge®… you are the shine charger! You are the shine charger!

You are charged up with shine. So strong your power shine. Any moment. Any problem. You are the polish care taker of the world! I am so lucky because you are my lemon love. Was very very dull. Now give full power shine. You are the shine charger! You are the SHINE CHARGER!!!!!

Try putting a lit flame on aerosols… Makes a nice torch.

Okay. It is officially time to panic, then.

♫ Lemon Pledge™, very pretty

Puts a shine down, lemon good

Lemon Pledge™, as you’re dusting

Brings new luster to the wood!

Lemon Pledge™ cleans so easy,

Lemon way to make wood glow.

Lemon Pledge™, as you’re dusting

Adds protection as you go! ♫

There are better ways to get high dude!

The windex is this one dude, now look at the mirror.

Don’t blame me! I only drink actual lemon juice, not scented diet drinks!

I feel bad no one was there to talk this poor distraught short-of-polish fellow down from the edge.

Must be time to run out and buy some Pledge®, before the spray can runs out..

FA brings GLAD® Tide®ings of JOY®..

It’s days like this I miss the Bad Translator.

This was a fun day!!!

Wait until he finds out that we used up the last of the Windex® Powerized Glass Cleaner with Ammonia-D®.

And he pledged a pledge to shine like no one ever shined before.

Lemon tree, very pretty

And the lemon flower is sweet

But the pledge, of the poor lemon

Should not be expected to be anything except very slippery.

Aww, gee, Old Wolf, Brass Orchid! This brings back memories of my early days and clubbing at the Gate of Horn in Chicago, where I heard and interacted with folksinger/lyricist/playwright Will Holt and Dolly Jonah (his wife). Holt wrote “Lemon Tree” and in this article/interview, the “Lemon Pledge” version is also cited. http/tinyurl.com/y97ln4gv

I’m drowning in a tidal wave of nostalgia, and it may just be lemon-scented!