After years of meticulous and painstaking research it is my conclusion that one of five generic comments covers every Frog Applause™ strip:
1. Don’t you people ever sleep?
2. I don’t get it.
3. The reference to ᴀssᴏɪʟ in today’s Frog Applause™ was good, but not sᴜʀᴠᴇɪʟᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴘɪᴄᴋʟᴇ good.
4. The overlords aren’t gonna like this.
…. (and, if all else fails) …
5. Assoil! (Oops. I mean …) Spork!
After years of meticulous and painstaking research it is my conclusion that one of five generic comments covers every Frog Applause™ strip:
1. Don’t you people ever sleep?
2. I don’t get it.
3. The reference to ᴀssᴏɪʟ in today’s Frog Applause™ was good, but not sᴜʀᴠᴇɪʟᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴘɪᴄᴋʟᴇ good.
4. The overlords aren’t gonna like this.
…. (and, if all else fails) …
5. Assoil! (Oops. I mean …) Spork!