Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 01, 2017

Not gonna touch this with a ten foot pooper scooper.

Edward “Blackbeard” Teach was rumored to have swirled around his ship three times before sinking, after having exited life.

Be careful, and be safe; (whether if you may be diaper ready or not), we do not wish for an accident to happen, nor do we wish for you to get hurt..

My new mantra.

Is this night-soil guy from France?

You have other things to worry about besides your night oil. How did you get in that position?

Crikey! That might or might not be a male, miter might not be a bishop. You can’t really check, mate.

But he/she sure looks like s/he moves in mysterious ways.

Caution: Do not read while eating!

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When dogs do the butt scootin’ boogie, it is to relieve full glands. So, if you love your pet, you have to assoil their assoil.

This is what happens after a Conehead consumes mass quantities.

I will assail your assoil, pardon me pinhead.

Reminds me of the Hash House Harriers song: A sol a sol, a soldier I will be…

After years of meticulous and painstaking research it is my conclusion that one of five generic comments covers every Frog Applause™ strip:

1. Don’t you people ever sleep?

2. I don’t get it.

3. The reference to ᴀssᴏɪʟ in today’s Frog Applause™ was good, but not sᴜʀᴠᴇɪʟᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴘɪᴄᴋʟᴇ good.

4. The overlords aren’t gonna like this.

…. (and, if all else fails) …

5. Assoil! (Oops. I mean …) Spork!

Prep and sending to OR.

A fellow steward for the International Discomfort of the Constipated Contortionist’s Union, Local No. 2..

Early morning posts do not seem to ever turn out correct..

Yet another Good Reason for not falling into the snares of Eastern Mysticism, broadly, fat-assedly, defined!

The only oil I care for is good Greek olive oil (at least two of my friends are in the business, and their products are available in limited areas of the US, or can be special-ordered if you can stand the freight, so to speak)….

Oh my!

That’s a real word? Wow.