Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 09, 2018

Why is his nose not in jail… the rest of his body is.

Send for the Hibernian Toad. His allegations have been refuted by the peanut vendor

That just blows…everyone nose…

https://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/what-does-it-look-when-person-gets-struck-lightning/

I’ve got a couple of the Lichtenberg figures preserved in plastic blocks from Bert Hickman.

Of course, massive burns can hide any detailed pattern, but Mr. Honeycutt (above) seems to have no discernible damage from high voltage or high current sources.

Why does he pick his nose?….He keeps his nose clean.

I always thought it was the Froglandia Bureau of Inquiries.

One of the FBI’s more high-profile collars. Especially when he lies down.

The red pattern on his nose matched alcoholism.

Is Froglandia a dry pond?

@Radish

Protracted partaking in potent potables, produces a purplish proboscis, predominant in persons pretending perfect propriety.

Froglandia will drive you to drink !

Cruel hanky is one of the most inhumane punishments the state can mete out. May Hairwad have mercy on that poor boy’s septum.

Fractal or fiction?

But his hair lends some striking credence to his being zapped … he should demand a reopening of the investigation to at least look for singed nose hairs and nostril fern patterns ….

If he was grounded and threw the lightning bolt by jerking his head and it bounced off his nose and hit the sign, “Welcome To Froglandia”, I would have been on his side…

He was sentenced to eternal frog washing duties.

https://i.imgur.com/sgb8n5c.gif

FBI- Froglandia Bureau of Investigations. TSA- Teresa Security Agency (alternate spelling- VLAD.) BLM- Bureau of Lame Management. BFM- Bureau of Fecal Managment. DEA- Department of Esoteric Affairs. ALE- Administration of Lexicon and Enigma. DOJ- Department of Jive. USPS- United Subliminal Poetry Service. Then there is SCARECROW, the black ops program that Teresa repeatedly denies exists, but we all know otherwise.

I am not sure how a lightning-struck nose would serve as an alibi for Honeycutt’s Horrible, Heinous Offense.

Nonetheless, I am glad our intrepid FBI here in Froglandia was smart enough to recognize his Lichtenberg Figure deficiency! Bravo, my beamish lads!

I like how his hair looks on fire.

I love Froglandia! I love the people of Froglandia! I love the traditional dress of men and women. So quaint. So wonderful.