Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 02, 2020

Truthiness makes me angry.

We can’t handle the truth.

“Exasperated” and “vexed” actually have quite a bit of emotional overlap with “angry”.

I told a lie and it came true….

Ever happen to you?

That’s why people are drawn to religions. (I’ll be ducking out now)

This is why the deplorables are always so angry…They see that cliff coming closer and closer….

It just needs to be a softer and more pliable reality. I’ll get right on it.

Lies only get people united. And fervent.

“It’s the truth that makes people angry…”. Dr. Fauci is now under 24-hour protection from federal marshals because of all the death threats he has received from Trump supporters who see him as a member of the deep state trying to bring Trump down. Because, RWNJ critical thinking.

The truth will get your bottom spanked.

Or it’s telling people what they don’t want to hear, regardless of whether it’s true or false.

WAY off, Teresa. Lies from high places are far worse and more maddening than any truths in the mix. Believe me.

The stareway to the beyond.

People vote for sweet lies, not bitter truths.

To be, or not to be … THAT is the damned question …!

Let sleeping dogs lie….

The dogs can get angry…

You made your bed….

So lay in it..

… just ask Dennis the Menace…

…the truth?…

…what is the truth…

…whatever FOX says it is…

…you can always tell a FOX News watcher…

…you just can’t tell him much…

…but let us just take 12 steps at a time…

…house arrest, check…

…delayed elections, gotcha…

…border patrols…

…yep…no right to assemble…

…ok…

…can’t worship how you want…

…but the gun shops are still open…

..so I’m cool…

…bear to rabbit: do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?…

…nope…

…bear wipes with rabbit…

… Scarlet always depended on the kindness of bears…

I didn’t know that The Beyond was green. Or is that some other color, like teal, or emerald, or pickle or…?

Finally! A cartooner who exposes “the lies behind the truth, and the truth behind those lies that are behind that truth.”

(oh. wait …)

So, the truth is bad because it makes people pretend to be nice, unless the situational ethics dictate being horrid, such as being chased by a carnivorous pillow wielding hippopotamus yelling “OK it will everything be.” Send in the subliminal poetic wrecking ball once more, I think I’ve almost got it!

Only do not point as you stare, pointing is not polite..

Keep on staring and don’t jump. Wouldn’t want to fall into Error. You’d bottom out in Error, all the while staring up at the unattainable Truth up above.

Truth hurts? Error hurts more….

If your conscious is bothering you …

Always remember:

Honesty is the best policy..

Incubators:::::

Wanna incubate with me.

…Do you have the proper fluids?…

Life took him by surprise, he’s got, Gary Larson eyes…

The religious right wingers are still flocking to church to pray the virus away.

Someone should explain to them what the word irony means.

God take this virus away…

Well I sent you a bunch of experts, you should have listened to them, but welcome to heaven anyway.

45 supporters don’t want to get infected with the truth virus

Bruce Banner has a bone to pick with you.

Is a stale truth as good as a lie?

Cliff’s mad desire to pursue one final leap has temporarily been placed on hold upon discovering that the next disappointing level below is essentially an unhappy four inches down..

Rule Froglandia! Froglandia rules the Lame,

Even when every day appears the same …!

How many people has he struck with that cane?

Ever feel like you’re just melting into the background…

Liar Liar

Romo ketchup

you’re under arrest, just lie still, remain on the ground

Welcome to the PGA…..

Where golf ball lies really matter more than an accurate truthful scorecard.

Teresa could also get angry from dotting i’s and crossing t’s. The spell check should have mercy on her.

I’m running out of clever bon mots.

Gimme a new cartoon or else!

Living on the edge between the angry lies or truth in each of us.

Between you and me a can of Campbell Soup and a can of beer could piss me off as this Space Captain Cody{G bans the can.

In the trenches and tell the truth, maybe then.

In case there is any question about it: the Froglandian Bath Mat Factory is an ESSENTIAL BUSINESS that must remain open. Bathroom accessories are a cultural necessity in Froglandia.