Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 06, 2020

Me too, except I like to think of it as ANTI-SOCIAL DISTANCING.

A-Social Distancing here.

I can be as social as anyone, I just don’t seek it out.

As I have been too … canoe …?

This social distancing stuff has gone viral, hasn’t it?

For some people, the only difference now is there is nothing on the shelves in the paper products aisle.

Just a bit more practice and you can go solo.

I’m a pro at being socially distant. And don’t come to me for any tips about it.

Bond, James Bond 007..

I have this certain inferiority complex problem ya see…

social distancing is suddenly quite fashionable among extroverts

I’ve been training for this my whole life, my routine has barely changed.

The pot is cold and the juice is hot,

I should start over but I’d rather not

cause that’s the bag I’m in.

I tried socializing once when I was 14. It wasn’t for me. I didn’t know I’d be setting a trend, though.

…I’m already dead…

…it’s you and your society that made me the way I am…

…#metoo…

…I hate parties…

…are you going to talk during the movie?…

…antisocial behavior: liking your dog better than your spouse…

…using politeness and jokes to keep people at bay…

…telling people your favorite movie of all time is Robin Hood Men in Tights…

…this FA is exactly on…

…the art is captivating…

…on Waldon Pond…

…starring Spider Gwen as Richard Gere…

… Georgia O’Keeffe as Policeman Harry…

…why they call ya Booger?…

… I doe know?…

“Social Distancing” could be the title of my autobiography.

That canoe has a long nose on it….

Reminder of last strip where it wood be

What is. Lying for Pinocchio close by?

I hear ya, Teresa.

My friends and I did a great job of social distancing yesterday, so we gave ourselves high fives all around. I’m so proud…

If we’d only listened to the leper’s.

‘Kay, Charon. Charon, whatever will be will be. The future’s not ours to see. ’Kay Charon. Charon.

I was a thing ..And cousin It… Give Lurch some elbow room Mable.

I was practicing Brain Surgery…

I was pretty good at that con job but my drill into the skull and nut picker got old….

If I upset you today

Then to let you know that the top of the world looking down with a nuclear physicist degree in my pocket should not bother anyone.❤ ❤

I understand. Heck, it took you three days to get back to Froglandia! Now, that’s real social distancing. Or, just plain distancing. Why use two words when one will do? Any editor would agree to such Hemingway-esque practice!

And practice makes perfect!

Meanwhile, continue to paddle your own canoe while that Guy lounges afore ye….

Let’s play door knob twister.

So am I now , before and after.

Is canoodling still allowed – with masks, of course?