Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 30, 2020

I’m not pulling it, either.

It is rude to point. At least they look 6 feet apart, even if they are not wearing masks.

No. It’s true. I’ve got one of those. But it doesn’t point. It sticks curled up because of inflammation. I have to pull it to straighten it. Here, you try!

…he is just showing her the ratio between finger length and the size of his penal colony…

…you can prick your finger but you can’t vice versa…

…trust me, ma-am, I’m a Mormon…

…this finger hasn’t been anywhere…

…

….no, surprise, surprise, surprises, here, ma-am…

….ok, I’ll explain it to you, then…

…you just wiggle it like a loose tooth, she replied…

rather hard to grasp, but on the other hand, the index finger is okay

I know a guy who tapped his finger all the time when he talked and ended up with a stiff joint…..go figure! Ouch, this hurts!

God only knows where that index finger has been….I’m sure it’s explored the cavities in the darkness of nights….

“Sixfinger! Sixfinger! Man alive! How did I ever get along with five?” Being a Secret Agent in the 60’s was a tough gig! Why not have and extra finger that turns into a gun? That’s handy, eh?"

https://tinyurl.com/SixFingerManAlive

Re: Froglandia National Anthem

I’ve got the first verse down (to the tune of O Canada):

Frooog Laaandia .. Our home’s a bath mat plaaant

(still working on the rest (I ran out of hot water in the shower))

(with apologies to Gordon Lightfoot, Dave Thomas and Rick Moranis)

Finger trigger.

And what’s YOUR flirting style?

From the surveillance pickle footage on the Blog: Santa’s on crutches! I hope he’s better in a couple of weeks.

Tapping MY finger

waiting for Sam Basset to point HIS finger … uh … paw

at WHODUNNIT …!

A condition similar to trigger finger but in the opposite direction.

Smell it, then you tell me.

He has a really good point. But then again, so does she.

We know where it’s been cause it still stinks and looks brown.

I find you can get away with exponentially more poking by simply wearing a glove. Safety First!

Don’t point that thing.

It’s got a nail in it!

I posted my version of the Froglandian National Anthem here in the comments section many months ago, but I have no clue of the date.

That old prank? He’ll never pull it off!

Peew!

Peew!

Peew!

I can’t. I had to let mine go.

The lady is prudent, I must say. —Prudent Jones, I believe.

But the guy has a point (I’m sorry for saying that). I’ve dealt with Stuck Finger, one of the last maladies known to man that has not got a support charity….

Glad you could point that out.