A hair dresser will be requiredWherever she lands. The land of OZ for example. Where she to retire in other places than the farm in Kanas. Who knows who will win the NCAA Tournament. Her brain organ may carry the J Hawks.
Funny you should mention MAKEUP! Slapstick comedy in the 50’s used to have a huge powder puff and when someone called for makeup, this giant puff came in and smacked the person in the face with powder! I guess you had to be there….ahem!
It’s a well kept secret that in Froglandia, the famous Bathmat Factory, has a discrete department, handling all your needs in case of sudden deaths! From marble urns to our finest caskets, to blooming flowers, and our specialist on duty will gently care for your loved one. In the final moments before a viewing, Lucretia, our makeup specialist, will go over your loved one with a fine toothed comb and adjust any makeup necessary! A powdered nose is a must and that right shade of lipstick is the finishing touch! Working with dead heads takes fineness and proper care so that final look is perfect. Call us if you’re in need of out services….God Bless!
My father in law had a heart attack. He called 911, put on a sport coat and tie, and waited for the ambulance on the front porch. The house was a mess.
The Hayflick Limit is a concept that helps to explain the mechanisms behind cellular aging. The concept states that a normal human cell can only replicate and divide forty to sixty times before it cannot divide anymore, and will break down by programmed cell death or apoptosis.
https://embryo.asu.edu/pages/hayflick-limit
We die cell by cell until there are not enough living cells to sustain us.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 3 years ago
Internal organs are fairly sturdy. This may take a while.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 3 years ago
A hair dresser will be requiredWherever she lands. The land of OZ for example. Where she to retire in other places than the farm in Kanas. Who knows who will win the NCAA Tournament. Her brain organ may carry the J Hawks.
The Old Wolf over 3 years ago
Who comes out of a 30-day tomb raid looking like a Bloomingdale’s mannequin?
Randy B Premium Member over 3 years ago
Perfectly varnished and spackled until the end. Then voom, everything internal goes at once, leaving a slowly draining shell.
coltish1 over 3 years ago
We know, because it says so right in Better Homes and Gardens!
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Funny you should mention MAKEUP! Slapstick comedy in the 50’s used to have a huge powder puff and when someone called for makeup, this giant puff came in and smacked the person in the face with powder! I guess you had to be there….ahem!
coltish1 over 3 years ago
I’m awful sorry to hear about Flightsuit’s injury. Any hand-modeling ambitions he may have had will have to be put on hold.
3hourtour Premium Member over 3 years ago
…not a fan of the mystery genre…
…I’m not smart enough to solve them…
…but hunting your own clone…
…and if the clone wins…
…you lose…
…except clones don’t/ won’t ever truly work…
…even if you could collect memories…
… the primaeval ooze never compatible to exact replication…
…life creates its own chaos…
…as Scrooge so famously said…
…“There is more gravy than grave about you.”…
…Ethyl’s clone has won so much…
…that they are calling her the human ship of Theseus …
…or ‘The’ for short…
…I saw this on the Froglandia Tv show…
…" Don’t look Ethel …
FLIGHT SUIT over 3 years ago
She deserves better.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
It’s a well kept secret that in Froglandia, the famous Bathmat Factory, has a discrete department, handling all your needs in case of sudden deaths! From marble urns to our finest caskets, to blooming flowers, and our specialist on duty will gently care for your loved one. In the final moments before a viewing, Lucretia, our makeup specialist, will go over your loved one with a fine toothed comb and adjust any makeup necessary! A powdered nose is a must and that right shade of lipstick is the finishing touch! Working with dead heads takes fineness and proper care so that final look is perfect. Call us if you’re in need of out services….God Bless!
Michael G. over 3 years ago
Adieu, Karen!
charles9156 over 3 years ago
deadly MAH-velous !!
Rotifer HEATHEN POTATO WE KNEW YE WELL Thalweg Premium Member over 3 years ago
She looks like Lynda Bird or Luci Baines – I forget which is which.
Howard'sMyHero over 3 years ago
“Those who have seen your face
Draw back in fear
I am the mask you wear
It’s me they hear”
—Phantom of the Opera
willie_mctell over 3 years ago
My father in law had a heart attack. He called 911, put on a sport coat and tie, and waited for the ambulance on the front porch. The house was a mess.
6turtle9 over 3 years ago
I want my mummy!
cooganm Premium Member over 3 years ago
katina.cooper over 3 years ago
If it isn’t right, she’ll come back as a zombie.
lrope over 3 years ago
Her friends must have bad makeup jobs.
painedsmile over 3 years ago
I hate when my accordion dies.
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
The Hayflick Limit is a concept that helps to explain the mechanisms behind cellular aging. The concept states that a normal human cell can only replicate and divide forty to sixty times before it cannot divide anymore, and will break down by programmed cell death or apoptosis.
https://embryo.asu.edu/pages/hayflick-limit
We die cell by cell until there are not enough living cells to sustain us.
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
Do you expect me to disagree with this, reflexively? Au contraire, ma Soeur! It is logical.
As one lives, so should one die. Fate has spoken….
Sun over 3 years ago
Order out for pizza, and I’ll de’liver.
InquireWithin over 3 years ago
Is that Miss Manners?