Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 18, 2021

Good policy.

Signed,

Youth Pastor Flight Suit

Well then, supervise them, dagnabbit! Tell them to get off the lawn!

With good reason, too. Some of these kids can’t be reasoned with, and just want to watch the world burn.

Stevie Wonder…Living For The City….

WOW…New York City

Just as I pictured.

LUVE Grows like a weed. Then again, don’t kill me. Round Up was the name of our High School newspaper. Funny if Mr. Monsanto were principal.

Is that why you should never go next to a kindergarten school? Maybe Gocomics could go to that school and get a five year old child to fix the problem they are having of not being able to fix the update problem. Getting tired of having to hit the right arrow to get to the current comic.

Honey, I don’t think you have ANY THING TO WORRY ABOUT!

It’s the occasional gunfire from people driving by that puts people off, I think.

“Did you say ‘yutes’?” “Yes, your honor, yutes.”

THIS JUST IN FROM THE CLEO & COMPANY NEWSROOM!

https://www.soundsnap.com/node/37569

All previously unsupervised youths have now been supervised.

Please visit

https://cleoandcompany.net/april-18-2021/

for a non threatening and non outbursting experience.

(although there is a 30 something who is getting a little big for his britches)

Good information from one of the friendly, professional staff at Nurse Ratched’s All Night Dreamery and Holding Tank. Rubber sheets available on request, while supplies last.

Yeah well, bug off lady with the pointy ears.

It can be a “moving” experience …!

With friends like that who needs enemas?

…bear a grudge…

…nurse a beer…

…lord of the flies…

…wet nurse or wet dream?…

…wet nurse a wet dream…

…{I’ll probably be cancel cultured for that}…

…by myself, of course…

…thought there are male nurses…

…and some supervised youths are the worse…

The Notorious Spork Gang youth aren’t so bad really; their bark is worse than their bite. They even mowed my lawn for me. Free of charge! They said they’d bring the mower back once they had cleaned and tuned it properly; so thoughtful. Just steer clear of certain topics and you’ll be fine- nothing about the earth being round, and whatever you do, don’t mention the Foon Fighters, their nemisis. Those rat bastards are from the wrong side of the tadpole pond anyway.

I disagree Mister… or is it Miss? Uh Nurse

In other news, some of the same people who decry the fact that children spend most of their days in front of screens rather than playing outside unsupervised are the same people who complain when children do play outside unsupervised. Make up your minds, people.

Or murders. Some neighborhoods just are not safe for anyone outdoors, or even indoors when the walls are thin enough for bullets to pass through without stopping. Just note the daily death-by-homicide toll in Chicago….

It is bleak….

… the Froglandia Home For The Insane Commentors had very strick rules…

…like if you ever spelled commentor as commenter they gave you shock treatments…

…and if you couldn’t repeat the lyrics to Bicycle Race by Queen…

…your enema was filled with cold water…

…even worse…

…if you didn’t eat your pudding they made you read all the Hi & Lois cartoons for the past month without Lois in them…

…they called the treatment Without Lois…

…it was frightening…

Fire on the ocean,

Run boys run.

Oh It’s the Olympic torch.

Kids and Team USA.

Is that a veiled threat? Stay away from HER house.