Something about nice watering cans, something something, silhouetto, not half the man I used to be, dominoes, dice #hashtag shirtless gardening sunburns.
“Aristolochia grandiflora, the pelican flower, is a deciduous vine with one of the world’s largest flowers that emits an odor that smells like rotting feet, attracting flies.”
Not just feet. Rotting feet. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aristolochia_grandiflora
School lunches. Never et ‘em. I was a chronic brown bagger. The allure of the hot lunch was real back then, but now it looks pretty gross. I’m sure there are some great lunch ladies out there, so love to ‘em, but that looks like one step up from prison food to me. My dogs eat better than that.
Hold the door for the lady. And last but not least the man. Don’t let the door hit you on the way in or out. Could also be the crack of dawn or twilight zone.
willie_mctell about 3 years ago
Be careful at the nursery. It’s marked on the little plastic stakes or in the fine orint on the seed envelopes.
Howard'sMyHero about 3 years ago
Who’s on first …? (that’s right) …!
6turtle9 about 3 years ago
Something about nice watering cans, something something, silhouetto, not half the man I used to be, dominoes, dice #hashtag shirtless gardening sunburns.
Randy B Premium Member about 3 years ago
“Aristolochia grandiflora, the pelican flower, is a deciduous vine with one of the world’s largest flowers that emits an odor that smells like rotting feet, attracting flies.”
Not just feet. Rotting feet. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aristolochia_grandiflora
FLIGHT SUIT about 3 years ago
That’s not true. I’m hella nice, compared to other pelican flowers, and I am WINNING.
El-Kabong about 3 years ago
Nip ‘em in the bud. Start there first.
Howard'sMyHero about 3 years ago
For no particular reason … today, 6/22/‘21, is “National Take Your Cat To Work Day” … (dogs on 6/25) …!
6turtle9 about 3 years ago
School lunches. Never et ‘em. I was a chronic brown bagger. The allure of the hot lunch was real back then, but now it looks pretty gross. I’m sure there are some great lunch ladies out there, so love to ‘em, but that looks like one step up from prison food to me. My dogs eat better than that.
Radish the wordsmith about 3 years ago
That’s why I’m a bad pelican flower.
Radish the wordsmith about 3 years ago
Does this have something to do with Naked Gardening Day?
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 3 years ago
The oder is impossible to cover. Smells like my brother trying to cover the smell. Pelican flowers and rose air freshener.
6turtle9 about 3 years ago
My favorite parts of the Elephant Gang article…
Large women in strange gang
Forty elephants are terrorizing the West end of London
Housebreaking- sounds like a group of breakdancing housewives
Big handsome women
Razors in their corsages
Wear smart togs
She has organized her own service to gather information about the police
All the elephants are fashionably dressed
False pretenses
Favored hunting grounds
May have committed indiscretions
coltish1 about 3 years ago
Water filtered in the watering can boils faster. Fewer impurities.
coltish1 about 3 years ago
How do they know that there are forty big handsome women terrorizing the West End? Sounds like some Cockney copper’s fantasy.
Sisyphos about 3 years ago
This aphorism expresses succinctly why I try not to be a Nice Pelican Flower. It’s almost exactly the same as for Nice Guys….
3hourtour Premium Member about 3 years ago
…I used to have a girlfriend with a stinky flower…
…it was hard to get past the smell…
…but once you did…
…it was worth it…
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 3 years ago
He who laughs last, laughs best.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 3 years ago
The Last Supper?
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 3 years ago
Hold the door for the lady. And last but not least the man. Don’t let the door hit you on the way in or out. Could also be the crack of dawn or twilight zone.
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member about 3 years ago
How do you make an illegal comment?
Radish the wordsmith about 3 years ago
Did you get that scar playing tic tac toe?
Even bad sects can be good.
Howard'sMyHero about 3 years ago
Da Blog, re: Comment Policy … Where’s John Glynn when you need him …?
charles9156 about 3 years ago
that’s an odd reference for them ;+)
Sisyphos about 3 years ago
Day 2. Not finished yet!