Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 28, 2021

One good turn deserves another.

Then you can use it to spin straw into gold.

I need a reality that doesn’t.

Cable news got them all.

I can compute…

Why then I can catch the big one in my motor boat.

Well now you’ve got me going in circles.

Symmetry. She’s working on string theory.

…she must be embarrassed…

…her face is read…

…she needs a chair that spins…

…I can’t top that…

…gg 111 8 X SS…

…hh 222 9 Y TT…both plates banned in Germany…

…off to Beetle Bailey…

A left spin ought to get me out of here… i LEFT.

Round and round and round she goes, where she lands no one knows! This just in: Woman found sprawled on the floor across from her desk. Apparently she was the first to get a motorized chair and it stated to sputter and spark and it finally blew her across the room. She’s resting comfortably at General Hospital with a few bangs and bruises, but the doctors can’t explain how her dress was ripped off her body! They’re still investigating the weird occurrence. There may be a person of interest police are questioning. It could have been a jealous coworker about her getting the new chair and he didn’t!

She has a circulating impulse to put a new spin on the idea that her life is nothing but a revolving door.

Rosemary’s baby needs a chair to keep up with her spinning head.

Amazon has a few that are on sale

I grew up with a spinning chair in our living room and it provided hours of entertainment … now it sort of reminds me of “The Giving Tree” by Shel Silverstein, but with a twist … reupholstered and refurbished by one of my sisters, it now entertains her grandkids … and I always take it for a spin when visiting … yes, I’m a whirling uncle on the Giving Chair …!

(Altogether now … Awwwww) …! CaFfEiNe

Two keyboards, two monitors, a chair that spins . . . REAL multi-tasking!

Maybe if she gets the proper type of chair, the slot machine will begin to pay out.

Eight, skate, rotate.

Vital. You need to centrifuge your bodily fluids from time to time.

Like rats, from a sinking ship . . . so are the days of our lives . . .

Stop that chair, I’m leavin’ oh, baby now!

Stop that chair, I’m leavin’, I don’t care what you say!

It won’t be too long, whether I’m right or wrong…

Spinners are overrated, my dear. What you need is a chair that adjusts to your posture and then adjusts your posture to what it should be, complete with seat-warmer and gentle foot massage accessories….

“…♬ You spin me right ’round, baby, right round…♬”