I do not recommend home surgery, especially if I have not a nurse assisting at the time. But if it must be done, let it be done swiftly, surely, and strongly.
Mice, however, can do pretty much what they please, as long as there is a cat to clean up afterwards….
The initial cut in Home Surgery is usually not the deepest but is the most painful, so work fast.
I always recommend self-anesthetizing both the exterior area about to be incised and the brain pain center, prior to the procedure. Lidocaine works great topically and a couple of shots of 151 Rum is a good grip tightener and will help dull the senses.
Randy B Premium Member almost 3 years ago
This one has performed a successful “turtle tuck” to allow neck retraction.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 3 years ago
Chicken Train Stomp by Ozark Mountain Daredevils
Ninette almost 3 years ago
Talk about bad cluck! W-hen is dinner? Beak-uz I’m in the brood for love…
Sisyphos almost 3 years ago
I do not recommend home surgery, especially if I have not a nurse assisting at the time. But if it must be done, let it be done swiftly, surely, and strongly.
Mice, however, can do pretty much what they please, as long as there is a cat to clean up afterwards….
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Brain chicken salad surgery, it’ll work for you, it works for me.
coltish1 almost 3 years ago
You have to build up to it. Wait, is this a makeover?
3hourtour Premium Member almost 3 years ago
…Happy New Year, Froglandia!!!…
Bill Thompson almost 3 years ago
Relax! It’s hard, but not everyone goes all to pieces over it.
6turtle9 almost 3 years ago
The first rule of home surgery is, don’t talk about home surgery.
The second rule of home surgery is, always use a clean bath mat…
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 3 years ago
’Dem bones, ’dem bones, ’dem dry bones!
Stop by the Froglandia Bath Mat Factory Gift Shop for the Little Sisters of the Lame self-surgery kit and three DVD tutorial set on home de-boning !
Rotifer HEATHEN POTATO WE KNEW YE WELL Thalweg Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Go pluck yourself.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 3 years ago
Dress you foul naked bird brain.
Radish the wordsmith almost 3 years ago
So what’s for dinner?
Linguist almost 3 years ago
The initial cut in Home Surgery is usually not the deepest but is the most painful, so work fast.
I always recommend self-anesthetizing both the exterior area about to be incised and the brain pain center, prior to the procedure. Lidocaine works great topically and a couple of shots of 151 Rum is a good grip tightener and will help dull the senses.
¡Feliz Año Nuevo para todos!
Howard'sMyHero almost 3 years ago
I’m late, I’m late to this overhanged party … but not too late to say HAPPY DAMNED NEW YEAR y’all …!
6turtle9 almost 3 years ago
First time I’ve ever gotten this response from GoComics while trying to post a comment, just now.
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Fingers of fury, I guess. Anyone else get this before?
Sisyphos almost 3 years ago
What? Day 2 already and you still haven’t made the first cut? Haven’t really got the guts for Home Surgery, eh?
davidob almost 3 years ago
Gentlemen, I can alway keep abreast of the first cut. I shall not chicken out.
Randy B Premium Member almost 3 years ago
A classic from 1978, “The French Chef”, including off-the-cuff surgery: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSxv6IGBgFQ
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 3 years ago
What the heck…. KFC on my bucket list…
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 3 years ago
Chick a Boom…Chick a Boom
Don’t you just love it..
6turtle9 almost 3 years ago
Never perform surgery with a butter knife. Beware of lumps in the gravy. Follow not false plumage, heed no faux.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 3 years ago
The second cut finds you without a home. Free Agency and no salary cap has taken you out of the line up. ✓ Try Cleveland..,