Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 05, 2022

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    6turtle9  almost 3 years ago

    Da Da. One person’s nonsense is another’s sense. Aw Ye’.

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    This is what we’ve been training for!

    https://imgflip.com/i/6080lt

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    The Old Wolf  almost 3 years ago

    Ha! I have been one of those from my earliest days, and proud of it.

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Oh, yeah!! This is my life’s work, or maybe it’s my work’s life.

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    …he’s silly…

    …I like him…

    …Hey! I’m right here!..

    …just toured the bath mat factory…

    …that’s all…

    …my tattoo either spells F.A. …

    …or FROGLANDIA…

    …depending on my mood…

    …OK, Popeye…

    …whatever you say…

    …want to see my navy?…

    …it’s up my little sleevey…

    …wait…

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    It only seems like nonsense until you have been properly indoctrinated.

    Indoctrination is mandatory.

    Please come along quietly.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 3 years ago

    Holy Cow he’s got the green lite. A swinging butterfly w/the bags loaded. He’s whipping and waving and the heat is really on for the Rookie. Here’s the pitch and….. Wait his Mom’s Calling for him and seems lunch is ready…

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    coltish1  almost 3 years ago

    A little nonsense now and then / Is cherished by the wisest men.

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    coltish1  almost 3 years ago

    Heh heh. Got ya smothered! Uh, buggered. COVERED! Got you covered.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Keeping an eye on that lizard, he inspects the butterfly, knowing full well he’ll feed it to that lizard on his shoulder….

    Then he’ll skip off to see Lala, his trained LadyBug, in the big Oak Forest…

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    Linguist  almost 3 years ago

    96.4% of the Frog Applause Kommentators Klub are Phlyarologists. Years of study. reading, and interpreting the Lameness of Teresa have made them experts in the field.

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 3 years ago

    Lame old me Gaggled phlyarologist and eventually stumbled upon a mention of the sound of flying kiwis which led me to … THIS: https://youtu.be/sdUUx5FdySs

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 3 years ago

    Why be normal?

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    Bill Thompson  almost 3 years ago

    I wrote a note to myself about looking up “phlyarologist,” but then I did a phyle-and-phorget with it.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    It was never what you thought, but it was always what you think.

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    Ninette  almost 3 years ago

    Bingo!

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    Rotifer HEATHEN POTATO WE KNEW YE WELL Thalweg Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    She’s trolling us. We, her merry band of cult-like followers, saved Her from the clutches from the Evil Queen of Comic Cancellation and now She’s trolling us.

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    Sisyphos  almost 3 years ago

    What errant nonsense! I shan’t waste my days tracking the most trivial babblings of bemused chaps, nor ensorcelled authors….

    What do you think I am? A phlyarologist? Sirrah!

    I do read Frog Applause daily, however. Hmm….

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    …Phil Yar must be a very popular fellow…

    …cuz something about him gives me butterflies…

    …but butterflies are free…

    …and I’d rather see one than be one…

    …this just in…

    … the Phil Yar fan club will meet at the Froglandia Bath Mat’s north cafeteria today at 10:30 am…

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    charles9156  almost 3 years ago

    if one can not (fill in the blank), then fill in 2nd blank

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    gigagrouch  almost 3 years ago

    Don’t dream it, be it!

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 3 years ago

    A Barbie Doll and butterfly,

    Who would get a close up view of no clothes Barb..

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    Jml58  almost 3 years ago

    Why?

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    6turtle9  almost 3 years ago

    Stop making sense.

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    Sisyphos  over 2 years ago

    Oh, twaddle! Another day of nonsense!

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 2 years ago

    Buried deep in Aesop’s memoirs is a misinterpreted moral that can sometimes be construed to be translated as follows:

    If you can’t find a new FA … BE ONE WITH THE LAME …!

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 2 years ago

    When I was growing up from little guy, a neighbor old man invited me to look at all the clocks in his house including his basement. He had a wide assortment of them…

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 2 years ago

    How’s your nose on butterflno vino?

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    Sisyphos  over 2 years ago

    It is nonsensical to try to come up with fresh witticisms and bon mots about this on Day 3….

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    Chris Sherlock  over 2 years ago

    Got that covered. I don’t remember a time in my life when I wasn’t an expert phlyarologist!

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    FLIGHT SUIT  over 2 years ago

    Be the phlyarologist you want to see in the world.

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