Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 15, 2022

Good thing he realized this now. Anyone who tries to control your life needs to be removed from it. Live your own life, not someone else’s opinion on how you should live it.

Bro, we need women in our lives specifically because of what our eyebrows will do when left to their own devices.

…sometimes you’re the donut…

…some you’re the hole…

… sometimes it is better manscape…

…than to mansplain…

…next, she’ll be using honey and ants…

… Brown Sugar, just like a young girl should…

…she goes ape over him…

…and she was the gorilla of his dreams…

…that’s what he gets for asking her for fish tacos…

…Hairy, keep the change…

…you don’t already get what you want…

…you find sometimes…

…you get what you need…

…The Beast sometimes hated Jane Grey…

…

…new girl friend?…

…just get a new barber…

…and then a bear asked if it stuck to his fur…

I am afraid to Gulligle “sugared back”.

Rebecca Sugar.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm3566987/

https://www.gardenia.net/plant-variety/rudbeckia-fulgida-black-eyed-susan

Yes, you do, Jay Leno. Yes, you do.

(Well, who else does he look like!?)

Unless you’re a Chippendale’s dancer, sugaring your back may be left as an option. But if someone sees your back often, and thinks it needs to be sugared, you might want to consider it, out of courtesy. Sugaring eyebrows, however, will only leave you looking like Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from The Muppets.

Ha! Today we’re all couples’ counselors.

Wax…backs, brows, legs, arms, Brazilian, etc!

It’s a real R. I. P. O. F. F. !

He should get his back door bleached while he’s at it.

He needs a new sweetie. Sweet …!

( no sweat )

Grooming standards mark tribal affiliation. Sugar here, a rug there, & straighten the kinks. Some folks only function in crisis management mode. If things are going smooth they don’t get it, so they pick teams & start a fight. Can’t tell the teams without a uniform. Talk about generations serves the same divide & conquer function.

Stay hairy! You are beautiful the way nature created.

All this stupid hair removal stuff these days is inspired by the porn industry. We all have enjoyed each other just fine for centuries before.

I’m so hairy, my girl calls me her cotton candy bear, and that’s just how she likes it.

Change comes from within, and wax and sugar is for Halloween candy corn.

Harry Nalls

Today’s Blog … unbelievably funny …!

Yes it is funny. Lol

To those who do not know that the world is on fire, I have nothing to say.

Bertolt Brecht

This guy with a chin and ample hair is right. He needs a new girlfriend, one who will not try to make him over into something that he is not.

And I say this even though I am no fan of hairy backs or huge, bushy eyebrows….

The lower, lower, lower back can raise some eyebrows if it’s sugared.