Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 28, 2022

Getting you written out was the only way I could think of. Sorry.

But I’ve already got a vengeance list awaiting the slightest pretext! What is this “forgiveness” of which you speak?

Be like Brando. He had the lines read to him via his ear piece. So lame, so good.

Wait a minute…..there’s a script?

Holding on to resentment is like drinking poison and expecting it to kill the enemy.

Dew naught betray meh!

Was it …

“These eyes

Watched you bring my world

To an end"

Is it really a betrayal, if you have come to not like them very much any more?

Love bomb them and then pretend you’re just friends.

…I was only going to sell the Froglandia Bathmat codes to Bill Watterson …

…and give FBMF secrets to Mary Worth…

…I’m supposed to be lame…

Cut!

Betrayal is a bitter experience….

Especially when many confidences were told to “what you thought was a friend”, then spewed to others….

Had a friend call me to say a friend was telling everyone all my business….

I asked her where she had heard this….

She said, I heard it from the grapevine !

Never again, did I tell this betrayer anything I didn’t want her to know…

Sad….she’s still the same nosey wench she’s always been.

Her cup runneth over…..

The script says “Only one way to forgive- fully.”

Use their membrane on these members missing brain.

Flat tops.

All you need is love.

“LINE!!”

Dämn prompter’s never on book when you need ’em!

We need make-up.

Congrats, T, you avoided the silent penultimate panel trap. Of course, that site was last updated in 2006, so… line, please?

Wimpy will explain the lame.

May we have sex tonight without a light, I will repay you on Tuesday.

I forgot my comment ….

Forgiveness is often the best form of revenge.

Do you feel lucky, Punk?

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Deuteronomy 15

15 At the end of every seven years you must cancel debts. 2 This is how it is to be done: Every creditor shall cancel any loan they have made to a fellow Israelite. They shall not require payment from anyone among their own people, because the Lord’s time for canceling debts has been proclaimed. 3 You may require payment from a foreigner, but you must cancel any debt your fellow Israelite owes you. 4 However, there need be no poor people among you, for in the land the Lord your God is giving you to possess as your inheritance, he will richly bless you, 5 if only you fully obey the Lord your God and are careful to follow all these commands I am giving you today. 6 For the Lord your God will bless you as he has promised, and you will lend to many nations but will borrow from none. You will rule over many nations but none will rule over you.

Leviticus 25:20-22 All debt was forgiven After every seven Sabbatical years, the 50th year was designated the year of Jubilee. All slaves and indentured servants (at least the Hebrew ones) were to be freed. All debt was to be forgiven, and all land was to be returned to its original owners.

Republiguns are going to rue Roevember.