Just a fly on the windscreen of life. Never even saw it coming. Now there’s a butt where the mouth used to be, and it won’t have the guts to do that again.
Admittedly, I have a piss-poor memory. It’s like a sieve. It only holds the chunky bits, but wasn’t butt a banned word a short time ago? Did it suddenly change?
Outsourcing is risky! Going down hill, one always gains speed…..you wonder where your life has gone all those years and what did you really accomplish?
When you’re on the grid, attention span can be but a bit. And then there’s that “downhill” thing, too. Pretty soon, you even forget that you’re on your computer and just daydream of farting bunnies, as if it were only yesterday. Yesterday ♫
Time for Da Blog: Because of so many high profile Russian businessmen biting the dust, the proletariat should start demanding a Clinton collusion investigation ….
Rotifer POLICE VIDEOS = NEW HEATHEN POTATO? Thalwg Premium Member about 2 years ago
… which occurred about the same time I started reading Frog Applause™.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 2 years ago
Nothing seems so important that it commands attention. He needs to retrain his focus. Juggling sharp objects should do it.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 2 years ago
She is one snap of my fingers on her chest. Downhill is a cruise on easy street.
ChukLitl Premium Member about 2 years ago
Spanning a bridge to nowhere.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 2 years ago
Your lot in life.
INGSOC about 2 years ago
SPAM®, mmm…delicious.
coltish1 about 2 years ago
So did society’s.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 2 years ago
Which screen?
coltish1 about 2 years ago
No one knows what will happen in the future, but I doubt seriously I’ll die in the basement of a Jamaican shaman in Moscow.
Radish the wordsmith about 2 years ago
You can’t see me. ha ha!
Plods with ...™ about 2 years ago
I don’t think I had one to begin with.
willie_mctell about 2 years ago
I’m trying to figure out how that would work but tacos. Cats.
Linguist about 2 years ago
I have the attention span of … what’s that over there?
Amanda El-Dweek creator about 2 years ago
Same.
Howard'sMyHero about 2 years ago
Do what I do … SNAP out of it with a bag of pork CRACKLEs and POP a brewskie …!
( rinds too … the xtra hot ones … and no rice )
6turtle9 about 2 years ago
Just a fly on the windscreen of life. Never even saw it coming. Now there’s a butt where the mouth used to be, and it won’t have the guts to do that again.
6turtle9 about 2 years ago
Admittedly, I have a piss-poor memory. It’s like a sieve. It only holds the chunky bits, but wasn’t butt a banned word a short time ago? Did it suddenly change?
hendelca Premium Member about 2 years ago
Squirrel!
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
Outsourcing is risky! Going down hill, one always gains speed…..you wonder where your life has gone all those years and what did you really accomplish?
After my last BD, I’m in a race with time…..
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 2 years ago
Looking at this is a fly swatter view. Come straight down on the fly. It fools their sensory perception. Soursery
3hourtour Premium Member about 2 years ago
…that’s a good thing, right…
…like you’re doing above par work is good?…
…it’s ok…
…it’s been a long day reading comments…
…but it’s all downhill from here…
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 2 years ago
Don’t shake the planet’s sphere.
crazeekatlady about 2 years ago
I have a condition known as SAST. Short Attention Span Theater.
Sisyphos about 2 years ago
When you’re on the grid, attention span can be but a bit. And then there’s that “downhill” thing, too. Pretty soon, you even forget that you’re on your computer and just daydream of farting bunnies, as if it were only yesterday. Yesterday ♫
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 2 years ago
So THAT’s what a person’s first day on the internet is called?!
charles9156 about 2 years ago
now there’s an idea!
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 2 years ago
Bury me on the moon…
I will rejuvenate not refrigerate
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 2 years ago
Talk like a Pirate Day, international holiday…
15 days away, 9/19/ 2022
7 days away to 9/11/2022
3hourtour Premium Member about 2 years ago
…I’d find this funny…
… except that I sold my sense of humor for rent money…
Howard'sMyHero about 2 years ago
Time for Da Blog: Because of so many high profile Russian businessmen biting the dust, the proletariat should start demanding a Clinton collusion investigation ….
( oops … there goes my attention span )
Sisyphos about 2 years ago
Day 2. Anyone else find this grid constricting?