Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 16, 2022

Hurricaine Butt

Chile Hot you dog

…she was a head of her time…

…she has a John in every port…

…not even a royal flush?…

…that’s why it is called a poop deck…

…the ghost ship was almost destroyed my the chef using ghost peppers in the stew…

…all grown up Tiny Time regretted joining the merchant marines…

…thr dark side of SpongeBob…

…the new adventures of Gilligan’s Island …

…what did Noah say to the elephants?…

…a Frog Applause swirly…

…and so begins another adventure of the Tidy Bowl Man…

A sentiment coprophagists agree with!

Is this the Tidy Bowl Man’s other yacht?

The fish organized and planned an anti-flushing march to the capitol.

THAT is what happened to the beach, and why we are not going there today.

How about blushing? Can I blush? Crush? Brush? Hush? Rush? Gush?

I think Poseidon is gonna do pretty much whatever he wants. Best not to rile him up with arbitrary proscriptions.

Aarrrrrrgh! ….no more walking the plank…..polluted waters will kill them quicker if just thrown in….UGH!

The cook came aboard, nice knowing you.

It’s always a blessing when your bilge pumps are working…

That’s a lot of ship …!

Meanwhile up on poop deck, the buttswain cried, “Thar she blows!”

I once did a day trip on a small sailing (or in case of need, motor-powered) vessel with a non-functioning head, full of crap. Unpleasant circumstance.

But I’ll leave this particular nighttime cruise to Commodore Tidybowl and his becalmed brigantine….