Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 14, 2022

They’ll gnaw your ankles, then your shins, then your knees, until they can finally reach the tasty, tasty heart.

They’re just trying to get you to play with them.

They just want more treats.

Especially not if you’re a vegetarian. No meat usually means your body becomes really confused, if the carnage ensues. Well, that’s my theory.

…yep…

… it’s Froglandia Friday chilling with Netflix…

…and they’re Vienna sausages…

…not dogs…

…they say each hotdog you eat is supposed to take a day off your life…

…but each yogart is supposed to add a day…

…I guess I’m carbon neutral…

…new Carbon Neutral vanilla…

…is like giving up beer…

…it’ll add to your life…

..but make you wish it didnt…

…now in blueberry, too…

Yappy pudgy pooches get on my last nerve! Always nipping at my heels….always barking for more food….there is no end to their appetite…they even chased the kids down the block and dragged their Halloween candy home. I give up! Next time I’m getting a cat!

ah, related to the dogs of war

Wouldn’t be surprised if my dentist offered an overweight miniature dog carnage protection plan … cat flavored …!

French Thighs and Apple music is a bluff.

Confusingly say an oral to this fool plan.

Asop yelp deal.

This is the reason I always keep my Bigfoot costume ready. Little punt dogs are terrified of Bigfoot, and they hate the smell. I’ve got the smell down pat.

Oh geez, something new I gotta start worrying about.

Piranhas on sharks to protect you. Watch these fishes go, go, go.

…aaaand I LiVe bY the RiVeR…

I see a red door, paint it black.

Oh, piffle! Bosh! The overweight miniature dogs of Gehenna will never catch you if you A) don’t just stand there trembling and whining like a horror-movie character, and B) scatter about some fattening doggie treats to distract and make them even more lethargic!

Really! Have Froglandian schools not taught you anything?

Overweight, miniature dogs that eat humans often bury the teeth.