What’s this?! No spare epaulettes for such a contingency? How very un-prepared! How very unmilitary! Pshaw! Methinks this alleged officer should be stripped of rank and permanently de-epauletted (not to mention the problematic worsted material)!
What’s this?! No spare epaulettes for such a contingency? How very un-prepared! How very unmilitary! Pshaw! Methinks this alleged officer should be stripped of rank and permanently de-epauletted (not to mention the problematic worsted material)!