Poor guy, he must feel naked. I’d loan him mine, but the last time I did that, they came back all twisted up. There’s nothing worse than twisted worsted.
He didn’t know it at the time, but it was all part of a town-wide conspiracy to drive him to madness by a never-ending series of small, but nettling, inconveniences.
The international banking community was rocked today by the news of a new cryptocurrency startup, FrogCoin being exposed as a fraud. While people were putting their money into the currency, and its value was rising, it was rising so slowly that it aroused suspicions. Investigators discovered that the FrogCoin Co-Op, based in Froglandia, was actually using the funds to produce commodities for trade and export. Among their scandalous products were squirrel jerky, comix brush furnace pellets, comix brush fruit jams and jellies, and an assortment of bath mats. None of the money was actually ever in crypto currencies at all. They just took it, used it to make more money, and put it back, plus interest. Angry Crypto investors stormed online forums to complain. One investor, who seemed to speak for everybody, said, “This is outright fraud. Nobody lost money. Nobody embezzled anything. How could they call this a crypto currency? It is an outrage!” This sentiment seemed to be echoed by every person on every public forum. The Froglandian originators of FrogCoin could not be reached for comment. Authorities around the globe are trying to figure out how to bring some criminal charges, for something.
What’s this?! No spare epaulettes for such a contingency? How very un-prepared! How very unmilitary! Pshaw! Methinks this alleged officer should be stripped of rank and permanently de-epauletted (not to mention the problematic worsted material)!
*Hot Rod* almost 2 years ago
Look in the cleaners cabinet to find the rank smelly worsted epaulettes.
Randy B Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Worse, worst, worsted.
*Hot Rod* almost 2 years ago
Peter Scribblers was to blame for a possible dick jane spot remover mix up with the lost items.
Superfrog almost 2 years ago
So he bisected that moth and stuck a piece on each shoulder.
The Old Wolf almost 2 years ago
His epaulettes were bested during the cleaning.
coltish1 almost 2 years ago
Poor guy, he must feel naked. I’d loan him mine, but the last time I did that, they came back all twisted up. There’s nothing worse than twisted worsted.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 2 years ago
He didn’t know it at the time, but it was all part of a town-wide conspiracy to drive him to madness by a never-ending series of small, but nettling, inconveniences.
Linguist almost 2 years ago
Only a certain type of man would sport worsted epaulettes. Obviously, one of lower social rank.
3hourtour Premium Member almost 2 years ago
…the wool was pulled over his eyes…
…general Mayhem & major Troublemister…
…walked into a Captain Kurt’s Oyster bar…
…got some of their award winning clam chowder…
…their worsted epaulettes caused quite a stir…
…blue and maize…
…bad form, sir…
…bad form…
…but the chowder…
…is like a party in your mouth…
…in three years we’ll all look back st this and laugh…
gigagrouch almost 2 years ago
Were they Sanforized?
Radish... almost 2 years ago
The most worsted thing that ever happened to him.
Radish... almost 2 years ago
The martinet should have had them Martinized.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Lost or stolen? Better investigate this ASAP, before they sell them on E-Bay‼️
The cleaners are responsible for this and they will pay for this outrageous mishap!
*Hot Rod* almost 2 years ago
Kind of like Johnny Quest and the blonde guy is not his Father? Turn Bandit loose Dr. Quest…
Howard'sMyHero almost 2 years ago
At least the blue scribble survived …!
But it used to be white …!!*Hot Rod* almost 2 years ago
Mr. French looking over Bill’s laundry found lipstick on his Fruit of the loom undies.
6turtle9 almost 2 years ago
Pretty sure I saw your dry cleaner wearing them.
prettyfeet almost 2 years ago
Hi, Teresa. I hope you see this. I thought this might interest you somewhat.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Applause
prettyfeet almost 2 years ago
I see the scribble! I see the scribble!
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 2 years ago
The international banking community was rocked today by the news of a new cryptocurrency startup, FrogCoin being exposed as a fraud. While people were putting their money into the currency, and its value was rising, it was rising so slowly that it aroused suspicions. Investigators discovered that the FrogCoin Co-Op, based in Froglandia, was actually using the funds to produce commodities for trade and export. Among their scandalous products were squirrel jerky, comix brush furnace pellets, comix brush fruit jams and jellies, and an assortment of bath mats. None of the money was actually ever in crypto currencies at all. They just took it, used it to make more money, and put it back, plus interest. Angry Crypto investors stormed online forums to complain. One investor, who seemed to speak for everybody, said, “This is outright fraud. Nobody lost money. Nobody embezzled anything. How could they call this a crypto currency? It is an outrage!” This sentiment seemed to be echoed by every person on every public forum. The Froglandian originators of FrogCoin could not be reached for comment. Authorities around the globe are trying to figure out how to bring some criminal charges, for something.
Sisyphos almost 2 years ago
What’s this?! No spare epaulettes for such a contingency? How very un-prepared! How very unmilitary! Pshaw! Methinks this alleged officer should be stripped of rank and permanently de-epauletted (not to mention the problematic worsted material)!