Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 10, 2023

Well…the lamer it gets, the better I like it. To be honest, I have never seen a lamer cartoonist than Teresa. OK, I have never actually SEEN any cartoonist, lame or not! My suggestion is that each of us send her a sack of pistachios, which it is known by lame nuts experts, are the lamest nuts in existence. To prove my point, major league baseball players no longer chew tobacco while waiting for something to happen, they simply gnaw on pistachios until their teeth get smaller.

Sad Newsಠ⁠,⁠_⁠｣⁠ಠಥ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ಥ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ

She broke on through to the other side…

The joke’s on him. Teresa was never real. She only seemed real because we believed in her. God, that’s got to burn.

Gasp!

I couldn’t bear the thought!

❤️❤️❤️

So, who created today’s cartoon? We demand answers.

Dearie me! Such reckless rumor-mongering! This addlepated non-fan of Frog Applause, who apparently reads it only to complain (can you say “troll”?), has taken the word of a defective Artificial Intelligence that Teresa is dead, despite the confutation of that canard by Teresa herself! Well, lame is lame, and so it shall be! All hail, Froglandia the Lame! It’s the lamest game in town, or on the interwebz. as you will….

Dead cartoonists are fungible (and infiltrated by fungi).

The living ones?  Not so much.

Not unlike the “deadman’s hand,” which will ensure nuclear missiles continue to be launched long after command and control have been obliterated, Teresa has stocked an automated posting system with several years worth of Frog Applause installments.

The GoComics overlords will never have a moment of peace.

…why do I get the nasty feeling that Mz. Burrito…

…er…

…Burritt…

…is trying to ghost us?…

…will she be a ‘friendly’ ghost?…

…will she watch me put on my Van Gogh compression socks every morning?…

…will the room smell of Old Spice?…

…will Frog Applause suddenly become expensive art?…

…find out tomorrow on this same mathmat station…

…at the same bathmat time…

Lame by any other cartoonist would just be garbage. I only crave high-class lame.

I don’t think any other cartoonist could occupy the errant and unpredictable space Teresa cuts out for herself every day. I’m convinced it wouldn’t work, Mr. Zombie Eyes. No, I prefer to proceed with the canard conflated by the commentariat that Ms. T is still alive and plugging along like Festus to this very day.

A lame and lameful Mexican Divorce that has a bee and beeful resort, aka Blameful.

Onward and upward, till death do us part(y).

Clues to Teresa’s demise might be found if you read some of her work backwards … or not ….

Cardio is the best slugo around. Cheesecake is the best for pat on the couch. Between heaven and hell is a comical spiritual thing.

Worse, worserer, wurstest. New and improved, now more oldy and deadier. I like wurst, cause tube meats are dandy. Frog Applause, the tube meat of comics. A mystery meat menagerie stuffed inside an intestinal tube thing- which can also double as a prophylactic. Frog Applause, saving lives and preventing them at the same time through unwanted offspringing. Feeling randy? Take a Frog Applause. Feeling deadier? Take two Frog Applause and don’t call me in the morning.

This is one air head guy that leans back to himself and why.

He bends because the air sucks him that way.

Cartoon Corner w/Mr.Flodgers

Axl Rose in a car w/Slash tires.

Day 2. Is our whole Froglandia Commentariat enough to set this lanky lunk straight?

This comic not working?

Day 3. I am worried that this psychopath may have done something bad….