…Josef Oldsalad’s run for Super-duper MayorExtraordinaire of Froglandia ran an odd campaign…
…and if it weren’t for the scribbles…
…none of us would had thought him sincere..
…he lived in the old swamp lighthouse…
…that dang light lit my sleeping quarters every 11.7 seconds…
…and rang on the half hour…
…they sold Horsefeathers pizza…
…home of the vegan greens everything pizza…
…I always added anchovies for the H. E. Double toothpicks of it all…
…I called it the Hypocrite…
…and The Nasty…
…when I also ordered pineapple…
…cantaloupe was a sometimes substitute…
…and bacon bits…
…dang it…
…where’d I put my chew pouches?…
…Josef Oldsalad’s run for Super-duper MayorExtraordinaire of Froglandia ran an odd campaign…
…and if it weren’t for the scribbles…
…none of us would had thought him sincere..
…he lived in the old swamp lighthouse…
…that dang light lit my sleeping quarters every 11.7 seconds…
…and rang on the half hour…
…they sold Horsefeathers pizza…
…home of the vegan greens everything pizza…
…I always added anchovies for the H. E. Double toothpicks of it all…
…I called it the Hypocrite…
…and The Nasty…
…when I also ordered pineapple…
…cantaloupe was a sometimes substitute…
…and bacon bits…
…dang it…
…where’d I put my chew pouches?…