Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 19, 2023

An organic salad!

Muskmelon and malarkey!

Thank you, Colonel Potter.

…Josef Oldsalad’s run for Super-duper MayorExtraordinaire of Froglandia ran an odd campaign…

…and if it weren’t for the scribbles…

…none of us would had thought him sincere..

…he lived in the old swamp lighthouse…

…that dang light lit my sleeping quarters every 11.7 seconds…

…and rang on the half hour…

…they sold Horsefeathers pizza…

…home of the vegan greens everything pizza…

…I always added anchovies for the H. E. Double toothpicks of it all…

…I called it the Hypocrite…

…and The Nasty…

…when I also ordered pineapple…

…cantaloupe was a sometimes substitute…

…and bacon bits…

…dang it…

…where’d I put my chew pouches?…

Non edibles except when thee thought counts. Vagas cheese castle’s blowing down the pigs home.

To error is human, cept when Picard wasn’t playing with a full deck.

Just before closing time at The Old Boys Club.

Throw in some monkeybread to suck on and you’ve got a deal.

Diced, sliced, minced and chunked! With feathers to tickle your fancy….tee hee hee !

Brunch?

Wonder if that’s served at the famous Horsefeathers Restaurant & Sports Bar in North Conway, N.H., or at the Horsefeathers Roadhouse in Sherrills Ford, N.C.?

From Blog;

They travel into Spyder or Spydee.

A ton of one and a ton of the other. Which one weighs more?

A stable diet indeed …!

Cantilevers and horseradish

tea & crumpets for the house!

Yesaloupe and fauxfrogfur slippers. Slippery nippers and you don’t know Jack fruit. Jilly’s beans and Frank’s Schwanzschtücker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIMdOY_fwvU

Thank you, sir. But do be sure the cantaloupe is well iced and infused with a sweet liqueur. As for the horsefeathers, I like mine toasted, and perhaps with a mustard sauce.

Let the Good Times roll!…

Pretty sure these were considered very offensive swear words in 1865!

…how is the art on the right side of today’s (yesterday’s? ) strip made?…

…are they doodles?…

…I guess I’ll never know…

…they say trees sing but in a pitch too high for the human ear…

…as a former …

…for 16 years…

….tree trimmer…

…then how many did I make scream?…

…it’s all a bunch of hooey…

…they do listen when you cuss at them, though…

…I fellow tree trimmer once told me that he was never scared in a tree…

…mighty concerned…

…but never scared…

…me?…

…I was the opposite…

..being afraid was the only thing that kept in the tree…

…until you’re tied in…

…the fear of falling can keep you holding on real tight…

…100° weather was a killer…

…the mixture of dried sweat and sawdust on your shirt made you feel like Pigpen…

…cold…

…20° was perfect climbing weather…

…0° was like climbing ice…

…your fingers froze until you tied in…

…then, all was good…

…but it was the windy days that got you…

…you’d come home exhausted…

…speaking of windy…

…say goodnight, Grace…

…Now I lay me down to sleep…

Horsefeathers came too cowboys alone on the Range, w/only their horse for company. The thought of marriage to the animals and cant-aloupe in a Mexican Matrimony ruled the lonely pony as phoney as love indeed.

Saddle up and ride the edge of creation and narry a worry of dust kicked in their nose.

This particular design for Froglandia digital currency was ultimately rejected.

The saddle soap opera, lined w/horsefeathers and a hon,key horn to beep and bleep the slapping girls pleasure to ride pleasingly..

What, no tar?