Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 31, 2023

Or read only the word dog and adopt it as your new mantra.

All cats your cats base cats are cats belong cats to cats us cats.

Dog Latin.

Without dogs, life has no meaning. So you might as well sell all your possessions.

He’s leaving dark little dots all over the lawn!!

woof.

…daawg!…

…I love reruns…

…can’t tell how many times I’ve watched Capt. Kirk say…

…Beam me up, Scotty…

…and he never said it on T.O.S…

…Scotty, beam me up, however…

…or watch Gilligan try to put his banana in the Professor’s vac-uum cleaner…

…again…

…not once…

…that was an early edit out…

…but I’ve saw D-ick Van Dy-ke trip over that ottoman a thousand times…

…did I ever tell ya about the time that Frog Applause gave me an obituary when they hoped I was gone for good?…

…forgotten but not gone…

…I say…

…it wasn’t prison or jail…

…[there’ll be no locked doors between you and me, Kate]…

…except for the one in my cold cold heart…

…I should be ashamed…

…returning like I did…

…because maybe…

…just maybe…

…‘maybe there is a dog’…

…ugh…old punchline…

…and blog…

So, am I supposed to follow the dog? Do I give the money to the poor, to the dog, or save it for snacks along the way?

Yuck. Wipe your fingers. A dog has been on the screen!

Without the word what?

Are we supposed to spell Dog backwards?

This seems like a subliminal message from a cat.

SPOTS!

Sell my dogs? Over your dead body.

Then I’ll be dogging your footsteps … or your pawprints … or … whatever!

I’ll follow that dog anywhere. Unless of course it turns out it has three heads. Then maybe not. Oh, what the heck, let’s see where it’s going.

More doggerel from Teresa… thank you!

Oh, and I’ll take those proceeds you got from your possessions, while we’re at it.

What letter is the dark oval?

I’m dog in. Anything dog run by a dog canine is a doggone good dog idea.

And a not dog cult is launched.

A bit too cultish for me.

dog code

I hate being hounded to follow some stray bítch of an idea promulgated by a mangy, running dog!

Follow dog tail with dog sniffer. Tail up good enough.

Chain link the dogs of togetherness. Food color on tail of pink is better to confess parker. Aka aniel oone.

Is this the trick part or the treat part?

Earlier, I was too early … later, I am now late, but don’tcha call me Johnson …!

Jello by Bill Cosby.

Mamma don’t let your babies grow up to be sandblasted for sex.

Great!

Paws and consider the possibilities! Thanks for the code!

A s nake in a s hell.

Snakes for sell.

Shell Gass or Shelly Gass.

C⚫ME BACK, LITTLE D⚫G!

Well, I’ll be dog-gone! Sneaky, quasi-Biblical embedded messaging!

But you’ll get nothing from me, save proper Froglandian’s following….

A fitting cartoon for “All Dogs Are Saints” Day.

Without the dog?? No, thank you! Everything is better with a dog. You don’t have to trust my word, just ask the dog.