How about an order of unscrambled live—but very sick—ants from the past? (Hmm, if you eat ‘em now, does that mean they won’t be scrambled dead ants in the future? Time paradox?)
For all the strange foods I enjoy, insects have remained off the menu, and will remain so ever after. http://theoldwolf.Com/ccdesan/Banquet/Banquet.html
…when Abdul found the clothes chest in his Paw-Paw’s basement it took him awhile to realize it was some kind of time machine from the future…
…he never understood how he could eat the same package of Nestle’s chocolate covered raisins…
…cheerfully called, Scrambled Ants…
…everytime he went into his elderly great grandson’s Confections Emporium…
…but he did…
…he loved the future…
…science was king…
…brave new discoveries were made every day…
…his family had come from war and hatred…
…leading them into a world the total opposite of what the future was…
…in the future of scrambled ants knowledge was practiced and praised the way his own Paw-Paw said it was my their ancestors in the note he left him in this chest…
…how was Abdul to know that he unwittingly unleased the hatreds forward into the future just my accidently leaving his shoe by the auto wreck…
…he worried even Scrambled Ants couldn’t save the day this time…
They may not actually save you, but they’re still an important part of this complete breakfast. You can worry about saving yourself after you’ve had your coffee.
Maybe if we color them green, put them through a strainer, and chop them a bit more , they’ll go down easier…..I hate when those legs get caught in my teeth!
Antoine’s clairvoyance gift was noted by Government Officials, who enlisted him as consultant to the Alien Research Institute, as it attempted to control access through the Singularity in Cis-Lunar position above Atlanta.
The Zantis, a race of space-faring ants, were/ are/ will be offended by human treatment of our numerous ant populations, considered degenerated descendants of a long-ago colonization attempt.
Lucky it was, that Antoine would realize use of RAID and other insecticides were considered abominations, as Zanti funereal practice required purifying and eating their dead. Thus, he arranged to feast with the Zanti ambassador on a delicious array of dead-ant delicacies.
When I was in Australia, I discovered these tree ants there that are very edible, and though they are purported to taste lemony, I thought they tasted just like a sour apple Sweet-Tart. Just walk up to a tree and pluck the little suckers off the tree and in to your mouth. I couldn’t get enough of them! Though I will say that that was in the past, so I don’t know if they would be of assistance to your future problems.
Oh, don’t be such a worrywart, young man! If your first helping of futuristic scrambled ants didn’t get the job done, it’s likely a second wouldn’t help anyhow!
Don’t worry. Be happy. https://tinyurl.Com/cyqgkfk
Buoy about 1 year ago
Ant larvae tastes surprisingly like scrambled eggs, and are a delicacy in some parts; but any time traveling aardvark can tell you that.
Superfrog about 1 year ago
If the first helping was unsuccessful maybe you should try something else from tomorrow’s menu.
crosscompiler Premium Member about 1 year ago
My fav: word soup
Randy B Premium Member about 1 year ago
How about some of today’s live ants, in your pants, to give you the vim you need to succeed!
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 1 year ago
How about an order of unscrambled live—but very sick—ants from the past? (Hmm, if you eat ‘em now, does that mean they won’t be scrambled dead ants in the future? Time paradox?)
PraiseofFolly about 1 year ago
“… although I dread the pain of Formic Acid reflux redux — that sucks!”
Imagine about 1 year ago
Well then, you might as well finish them. Live like there’s no tomorrow.
The Old Wolf about 1 year ago
For all the strange foods I enjoy, insects have remained off the menu, and will remain so ever after. http://theoldwolf.Com/ccdesan/Banquet/Banquet.html
3hourtour Premium Member about 1 year ago
…when Abdul found the clothes chest in his Paw-Paw’s basement it took him awhile to realize it was some kind of time machine from the future…
…he never understood how he could eat the same package of Nestle’s chocolate covered raisins…
…cheerfully called, Scrambled Ants…
…everytime he went into his elderly great grandson’s Confections Emporium…
…but he did…
…he loved the future…
…science was king…
…brave new discoveries were made every day…
…his family had come from war and hatred…
…leading them into a world the total opposite of what the future was…
…in the future of scrambled ants knowledge was practiced and praised the way his own Paw-Paw said it was my their ancestors in the note he left him in this chest…
…how was Abdul to know that he unwittingly unleased the hatreds forward into the future just my accidently leaving his shoe by the auto wreck…
…he worried even Scrambled Ants couldn’t save the day this time…
pat sandy creator about 1 year ago
Scrambled Dead Ants From The Future would make a great band name.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 1 year ago
Realizing nothing can help you is a sign you need to help others.
nancyb creator about 1 year ago
the live ones tickle your nose
davidob about 1 year ago
Time for some formic acid remark.
davidob about 1 year ago
He said stingingly.
gigagrouch about 1 year ago
Nor could they have ever done…
phritzg Premium Member about 1 year ago
Just coat those future ants with chocolate or deep fry ‘em, and you’ll be fine no matter what comes your way.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 1 year ago
Oh, I see what the problem is.
You needed the Scrabble Ants and the Tiles of the Dead, which can reveal the future.
Totally different thing.
ericlscott creator about 1 year ago
forward thinking
Kaputnik about 1 year ago
They may not actually save you, but they’re still an important part of this complete breakfast. You can worry about saving yourself after you’ve had your coffee.
Linguist about 1 year ago
Add a little spice to your breakfast and have scrambled future fire ants!
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
D-any, D-ant, D-ant
Maybe if we color them green, put them through a strainer, and chop them a bit more , they’ll go down easier…..I hate when those legs get caught in my teeth!
*Hot Rod* about 1 year ago
Appearance of the scram Sam?
Looted is puns of ?
Howard'sMyHero about 1 year ago
Eating dead ants is a sign that you’re over the hill …!
coltish1. about 1 year ago
That boy is in a bad way. Oh, why didn’t he think to bring along his Depression-era roadkill collection?
davewhamond creator about 1 year ago
I was hoping I could read a comic about scrambled dead ants from the future and it HAPPENED!
davewhamond creator about 1 year ago
Myself, I like my ants over easy.
Mike Baldwin creator about 1 year ago
Ant farming futures are looking pretty grim these days. The smart money’s on bed bugs. Just saying.
willie_mctell about 1 year ago
It’s the information in their RNA. You just have no guarantee that it will be useful. Planaria have been shown to profit.
PraiseofFolly about 1 year ago
Antoine’s clairvoyance gift was noted by Government Officials, who enlisted him as consultant to the Alien Research Institute, as it attempted to control access through the Singularity in Cis-Lunar position above Atlanta.
The Zantis, a race of space-faring ants, were/ are/ will be offended by human treatment of our numerous ant populations, considered degenerated descendants of a long-ago colonization attempt.
Lucky it was, that Antoine would realize use of RAID and other insecticides were considered abominations, as Zanti funereal practice required purifying and eating their dead. Thus, he arranged to feast with the Zanti ambassador on a delicious array of dead-ant delicacies.
https://m.youtube.Com/watch?v=iFMzTfqAW10
dan thompson creator about 1 year ago
Add a little tobasco sauce, and it’ll be fine.
6turtle9 about 1 year ago
When I was in Australia, I discovered these tree ants there that are very edible, and though they are purported to taste lemony, I thought they tasted just like a sour apple Sweet-Tart. Just walk up to a tree and pluck the little suckers off the tree and in to your mouth. I couldn’t get enough of them! Though I will say that that was in the past, so I don’t know if they would be of assistance to your future problems.
https://www.bushfoodshop.Com.au/green-ant/#:~:text=Green%20Tree%20Ants%20are%20found,creates%20a%20uniquely%20foodie%20experience.
Sisyphos about 1 year ago
Oh, don’t be such a worrywart, young man! If your first helping of futuristic scrambled ants didn’t get the job done, it’s likely a second wouldn’t help anyhow!
Don’t worry. Be happy. https://tinyurl.Com/cyqgkfk
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 1 year ago
I bet the first one didn’t do you any good either.