Hank (the Plank) had a unfortunate form of ED. Gynophobia combined with Chorophobia (Fear of Dancing) made him go completely whole-body rigid and wooden. Doors with natural wood grain exasperated the condition. His parents almost named him Keith, and that “wood” have made things even worse.
That’s a chair yoga pose I haven’t seen. Those chairs must be either really heavy or nailed to the floor. Even then, it would be pretty hard to assume that position.
3hourtour Premium Member 9 months ago
…reverse planking is a trend in Froglandia…
…sometimes followed by spanking…
… and/or wanking…
…to tik tok videos …
…of tree trimmers topping whiplashing palm trees…
Randy B Premium Member 9 months ago
They can’t play baseball, they don’t wear sweaters, they’re not good dancers,
They don’t play drums.
https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=n9TNcI7eUXY&t=214s
Randy B Premium Member 9 months ago
It will take a lot more “negative space” statements for us to get a feel for the contours of this subject.
Does he dance, like, at all?
https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=0QDKLglEP5Y&t=16s
Ubintold 9 months ago
Yet he wins ar musical chairs.
PraiseofFolly 9 months ago
Hank (the Plank) had a unfortunate form of ED. Gynophobia combined with Chorophobia (Fear of Dancing) made him go completely whole-body rigid and wooden. Doors with natural wood grain exasperated the condition. His parents almost named him Keith, and that “wood” have made things even worse.
phritzg Premium Member 9 months ago
That’s a chair yoga pose I haven’t seen. Those chairs must be either really heavy or nailed to the floor. Even then, it would be pretty hard to assume that position.
markkahler52 9 months ago
So we can rule out that being Mick Jagger doing that pose, huh?!
pat sandy creator 9 months ago
he seems to be a well-balanced guy…
Brass Orchid Premium Member 9 months ago
And how many people can make that claim?
Huckleberry Hiroshima 9 months ago
And he sells more chairs by far than anyone in the oblast.
Zebrastripes 9 months ago
….but he does know how to play musical chairs….his way.
A little traveling music, if you please!
Linguist 9 months ago
He might not know any Keiths but he knows a Woody when he sees one.
The Old Wolf 9 months ago
Once Upon a Time about 60 years ago I could actually plank like that.
Rotifer HEATHEN POTATO WE KNEW YE WELL Thalweg Premium Member 9 months ago
He’s lying about the houndstooth.
Teto85 Premium Member 9 months ago
Sounds like he is doing fairly well.
ericlscott creator 9 months ago
He’s a scrub.
coltish1. 9 months ago
Wow, Teresa, aside from the planking on chairs thing, that sounds a lot like me. Not sure whether to be embarrassed or elated.
Sun 9 months ago
He does seem immune to gravity.
charles9156 9 months ago
he is a line drawering ;+)
davewhamond creator 9 months ago
Things that all look great on the CV.
Linguist 9 months ago
" … Although she begged and pleaded, the jury didn’t care.
They didn’t have a sofa, so they offered him The Chair!"
6turtle9 9 months ago
He must be pretty bored just hanging around.
willie_mctell 9 months ago
He has a pole strategically inserted in a conveniently located orifice.
gregcartoon Premium Member 9 months ago
He doesn’t need that stuff! He’s MAGIC!
Mad-ge Dish Soap 9 months ago
Butt Ups.
Butt Downs.
Mad-ge Dish Soap 9 months ago
Heather Locklear after teaching him to take her all the way. Left, Right, Band Tight on a drumm a dummy.Izee A Pop on the joker and don’t stop.
Zebrastripes 9 months ago
Howard. Where are you?
Sisyphos 9 months ago
Admitted: I share in the first “he doesn’t….”
But, contrariwise, the latter pair are “I do”!
Now, can I just get off these d*mn chairs and get into my comfy bed?!
Earthling Premium Member 9 months ago
He thinks about pencils.
He knows how to wear a towel.
He knows three people named Kevin.